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you turned into one of them Mr. Bungle

I'm neutral.

I just watched on a few days ago watched the first Trailer Park Boys Movie

IN SUMMARY:

Jackass 3D. Some of it was juvenile and disgusting. The rest was juvenile, disgusting, and hilarious.

Yesterday I saw Pandorum. It's about humans in a spaceship trying to get to a planet similar to earth called Tanis. But the ship's power was running low and there were some kind of aliens in the ship that weren't too friendly and the main guy had to go change the ship's reactor or whatever, and he ends up rescuing humanity or whatever.

It was fine, pretty confusing but still okay. I'd give it a 6½ out of 10.

I finally saw Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull. It was much better than I was expecting; pretty reasonable, over all. I'd rate it as better than Temple of Doom.

I agree it was pretty good, but not that good.

Well, I hated Temple of Doom so it would have to have been really shit to knock that off its lowperch.

Oh okay.

I finally watched Where the Wild Things Are. I thought it was actually













very boring. There I wrote it. I fucking went there nigga.

I watched:

The Butterfly Effect:

Some people give this movie shit, but I enjoyed it.

Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Prequel:

Meh. Average lame horror movie, wouldn't recommend it.


Dead Snow :

Norwegian Zombie flick and it totally kicked ass.

Just saw Psycho Shark, and it was probably one of the most boring movies I have ever seen. Such a waste of a title. Half the movie was just women in bikinis playing in the water, and a third of that was the same footage repeated since the main characters are filming themselves playing around. A shark shows up a couple times, but one was a dream sequence, and the second time was at the very end, and was the size of a whale, and in slow motion.

I just watched Gooby.



Now, for those of you too lazy to watch that past the first whinely inklings of that fucking family movie violin shit at the start there, please allow me to outline this fucking atrocity of a film:
-The writer/director is named Wilson, the main character boy is named Willy
-It was literally the most mind bogglingly cliche Family Film I've ever seen. The second, the fucking second you see Gooby in his gestative teddy bear form, you know how it's going to fucking end.
-Gooby is...There is so much wrong with Gooby's design. It's ugly, disgusting, unnecessarily Scottish, toxic waste earwax-shit ornage, (or rather brilliant neon shitsmear brown and tan) and is just generally fucking shitty to look at. He's stupid. The stupidest character.

Back to his roots in the drunken ugly fog of Scotland, Gooby has an absolutely grating and fucking catastrophic voice that crembulates through the brain and makes vast armies burst into flames. I hate Scottish accents. My dad always tried to emulate that obscene Austin Powers shite in his own vile horror-bloat of a voice, and they never, never never sound good from non-live actors, so it was just a duality of hateable audio. Fuck Gooby's fractal sound-brick of a voice. Ugh.

Oh, and there's a needlessly English maid who just disa-fucking-ppears halway through and returns, asleep, like, fifteen minutes to the end. My ass.

That looks/sounds atrocious. Why watch it?

anyone of you seen Mulholland Drive or any other David Lynch films?

I've seen almost all of his films.

That's because you are the oldest hipster in the world.

@OANST so what is your idea of what the film is all about?

Honestly? I think it's stream of consciousness nonsense. I used to have theories about what the movie was about. Woman in a coma. Box is her consciousness. Whatever. It's David Lynch. And lately, if it's David Lynch, it's mostly stream of consciousness nonsense.

It's really well made nonsense, though.

I think Lynch even admitted this of his films at one point. I spent far too much time trying to figure out what Eraserhead meant before I realized it didn't really mean anything.

Exactly. It's just meant to be felt, as it should. Not understood. I hate movies or stories that are just one big metaphor.

Oh and by the way, have any of you hipster movie geeks seen My Son, My Son, What Have Ye Done?

No

Your incorrect

No your incorrect.

Leave her incorrect out of this, tough guy.

The Scarecrow will be the villain in the next Batman movie, gewd.

really?

That seems to be merely a rumour at the moment. The only known known about The Dark Knight Rises at the moment is that the Riddler is not the villain.

The Riddler would make a terrible follow up to The Joker anyway.

Killer Croc. Come on Killer Croc.

Bane is the only villain they could possibly use to one up the Joker with.

Shame he's been repeatedly shafted and decayed since his first appearence.

Scarecrow was the villain in Batman Begins, wasn't he?

Yeah.

He could legitimately be as good a threat as The Joker, but they've already handled him poorly.

It's Bane or bust really. Everyone else will look like a laugh compared to Joker.

I'm still waiting for them to put The Lizard in Spider-Man. Did you know they're rebooting the franchise?

Oh fuck Joe Quesada.

I think that the odds of it being Bane are pretty slim.


I haven't, but I would like to. I love Herzog.

I heard some of the villains from the first two movies will be in the third and it can't be Ra's Al Ghul, unless they want to make him immortal in the movie cannon which I seriously doubt. Can't be Two Face, who's left to make a comeback besides Scarecrow and Joker?

The Scarecrow's cameo in TDK pissed me off :P he's so awesome.

They didn't say that villians from the first films would come back. Nolan said that characters from the first films would play a large part in the movie. So, Gordon.

He's the only Batman villain who ever came close to meaning as much to Batman as a villain as Joker does.

Also he's crazy prepared too. And south american.