This is the second time I can count that your old nickname has come back to bite you mitsur.
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i wud like
"Officer Feelpenis" pls |
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FFFUUUUUUUUUUUCK.................. Seriously, lols. :lol: I wanted that title. |
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you can have 'Cptain fiddletits' |
Leto's losing it. Defcon 5.
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Last weekend, 4..
Apart from a dunno why she has to use whips!!! Fuk that |
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Thanks for that great contribution, Havoc.
Let’s keep the chain going. :tard: |
Seriously Havoc, Ex mod or not, start posting some content rather than "..." and "PENIS"
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well iv got cuts down my back and bruises from that whip so you can imagine what kind of '' one night stand'' night you can imagine it was haha!!
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I'm using every ounce of restraint that I have. I'm only human, though.
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I'd like to disown this thread.
tho last intercoars was very lovely indeed, about a 4.2 |
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Oh yeah I forgot. Women are now empowering themselves after the years of oppression. Kinda like teh gays. :p |
Reminds me of a film I saw once with this couple in to BDSM and the wife being taken aside by the nice old Japanese neighbour woman who is worried that the husband is physically abusing her. Needless to say, the wife struggled to explain what the whipping and screaming sounds were really about...
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4/5. Was fun while it lasted, but she fell asleep right afterwards so I just gave up and slept myself.
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I love you guys <3.
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I agree. The next thread is going to be called "Positions". So be prepared..... be SO PREPARED!
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I swear something's going to happen with the guy down at the local radiator shop.... credit goes to Nate actually because when I told this story in his 'soap opera' thread from a few months ago, and mentioned that after him and I flirting with each other for quite a while I ended up meeting his wife in an impromptu and quite 'accidental' meeting, Nate said something to the tune of "She's a beard."
You're the man Nate, because after thinking about it I started going back down there to see him which has turned into him telling me that he actually wants to continue seeing me, and now we've taken to texting each other and he's actually touched my ass (intentionally) a couple of times when I've been down there after work to see him, which has nearly been every damn day. Nothing to report yet, but I will when something happens. GOD he's to die for. :happy: Plus, one of the Tim's friends (Tim is the name of the guy I'm "seeing") happen to mention how he hadn't been laid in 8 months by his wife. :D ....just a bit of salacious info.... stay tuned. |
1) Photos of the radiator guy are required
2) Can you please give a link to the post originally mentioning him. Sounds like something I'd say but I can't remember the context. |
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Here it is, it's 'My life is a wacky sitcom' http://www.oddworldforums.net/showthread.php?t=17487] I wrote about the boondoggle of finding out he was married. |
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Yay! You do care.
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5/5
Twin sisters for the win. |
Hmmm.
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Pics or it didn't happen. |
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If you want a link to the video, PM me. I shan't risk being banned.
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Actually, I did know some hot, blonde, waterpolo-playing identical triplets once... |
Did they play for the other team? I mean, the same team? I mean, our team? I mean…
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What concerns me is that they seem to be on the same team.
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That was one of ideas I mentioned.
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To the best of my knowledge, they were on the same team. Just not mine.
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cyberwank: 4/5
I got an illiterate one first for the lulz. It's fun reading about people trying to 'unbutton their zipper', then closing out on them. Then I went ahead got myself a good one. |
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I suppose that would be fun. |