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Pilot 01-20-2009 07:16 PM

This is the second time I can count that your old nickname has come back to bite you mitsur.

Leto 01-20-2009 07:55 PM

i wud like

"Officer Feelpenis"

pls

Pilot 01-20-2009 08:01 PM

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i wud like

"Officer Feelpenis"

pls

Eh......heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heeeeehhhh...

FFFUUUUUUUUUUUCK..................

Seriously, lols. :lol:

I wanted that title.

Leto 01-21-2009 02:12 AM

YOU\\\

you can have 'Cptain fiddletits'

mitsur 01-21-2009 06:28 AM

Leto's losing it. Defcon 5.

DaveyUK 01-21-2009 06:50 AM

Last weekend, 4..

Apart from a dunno why she has to use whips!!!

Fuk that

OANST 01-21-2009 07:20 AM

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Last weekend, 4..

Apart from a dunno why she has to use whips!!!

Fuk that

You're fired.

Havoc 01-21-2009 07:55 AM

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You're fired.

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Wil 01-21-2009 08:06 AM

Thanks for that great contribution, Havoc.

Let’s keep the chain going. :tard:

Hobo 01-21-2009 09:05 AM

Seriously Havoc, Ex mod or not, start posting some content rather than "..." and "PENIS"

Pilot 01-21-2009 10:55 AM

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you can have 'Cptain fiddletits'

Ew, no.

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Last weekend, 4..

Apart from a dunno why she has to use whips!!!

Fuk that

Lucky dog. I love tie up!

DaveyUK 01-21-2009 11:01 AM

well iv got cuts down my back and bruises from that whip so you can imagine what kind of '' one night stand'' night you can imagine it was haha!!

OANST 01-21-2009 11:06 AM

I'm using every ounce of restraint that I have. I'm only human, though.

Leto 01-21-2009 11:12 AM

I'd like to disown this thread.

tho last intercoars was very lovely indeed, about a 4.2

Pilot 01-21-2009 11:34 AM

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I'm using every ounce of restraint that I have. I'm only human, though.

No you're not.

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I'd like to disown this thread.

And I'd like to disown this chastity belt. tee hee

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well iv got cuts down my back and bruises from that whip so you can imagine what kind of '' one night stand'' night you can imagine it was haha!!
You're a better man than I.... that's pretty rough. Maybe you should switch sides..... but on the other hand you may find that a man dominating a woman is generally frowned upon for some reason, but it's okay the other way 'round!

Oh yeah I forgot. Women are now empowering themselves after the years of oppression. Kinda like teh gays. :p

Nate 01-21-2009 05:07 PM

Reminds me of a film I saw once with this couple in to BDSM and the wife being taken aside by the nice old Japanese neighbour woman who is worried that the husband is physically abusing her. Needless to say, the wife struggled to explain what the whipping and screaming sounds were really about...

Strike Witch 01-21-2009 05:12 PM

4/5. Was fun while it lasted, but she fell asleep right afterwards so I just gave up and slept myself.

Wings of Fire 01-21-2009 06:30 PM

I love you guys <3.

Nemo 01-21-2009 08:44 PM

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4/5. Was fun while it lasted, but she fell asleep right afterwards so I just gave up and slept myself.

This thread is the best thread in existance.

magic9mushroom 01-21-2009 09:03 PM

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Leto's losing it. Defcon 5.

Read.
Read also.

Pilot 01-21-2009 09:10 PM

I agree. The next thread is going to be called "Positions". So be prepared..... be SO PREPARED!

Strike Witch 01-21-2009 09:20 PM

I can quote TVtropes AND Wiki BOOYEAH.

Now describe fap or GTFO, please =3

Pilot 01-21-2009 09:33 PM

I swear something's going to happen with the guy down at the local radiator shop.... credit goes to Nate actually because when I told this story in his 'soap opera' thread from a few months ago, and mentioned that after him and I flirting with each other for quite a while I ended up meeting his wife in an impromptu and quite 'accidental' meeting, Nate said something to the tune of "She's a beard."

You're the man Nate, because after thinking about it I started going back down there to see him which has turned into him telling me that he actually wants to continue seeing me, and now we've taken to texting each other and he's actually touched my ass (intentionally) a couple of times when I've been down there after work to see him, which has nearly been every damn day.

Nothing to report yet, but I will when something happens. GOD he's to die for. :happy:

Plus, one of the Tim's friends (Tim is the name of the guy I'm "seeing") happen to mention how he hadn't been laid in 8 months by his wife. :D

....just a bit of salacious info.... stay tuned.

Nate 01-22-2009 12:28 AM

1) Photos of the radiator guy are required
2) Can you please give a link to the post originally mentioning him. Sounds like something I'd say but I can't remember the context.

Pilot 01-22-2009 01:11 AM

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1) Photos of the radiator guy are required
2) Can you please give a link to the post originally mentioning him. Sounds like something I'd say but I can't remember the context.

Oh god I only wish I had a recent pic of him to drool over. The only one I have is a small monochrome one from my high school yearbook. Picture will come with time. :)

Here it is, it's 'My life is a wacky sitcom' http://www.oddworldforums.net/showthread.php?t=17487] I wrote about the boondoggle of finding out he was married.

magic9mushroom 01-22-2009 02:01 PM

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I can quote TVtropes AND Wiki BOOYEAH.

Now describe fap or GTFO, please =3

No. Because I already did for all of them earlier.

Anonyman! 01-22-2009 02:46 PM

Yay! You do care.

Nemo 01-24-2009 09:31 AM

5/5

Twin sisters for the win.

OANST 01-24-2009 09:38 AM

Hmmm.

Facsimile 01-24-2009 06:21 PM

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5/5

Twin sisters for the win.

BULL. SHIT.

Pics or it didn't happen.

Havoc 01-24-2009 07:04 PM

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BULL. SHIT.

Pics or it didn't happen.

This.

Edit:

http://www.wiggaz.com/wtf/twins.jpg

Nemo 01-24-2009 10:20 PM

If you want a link to the video, PM me. I shan't risk being banned.

Nate 01-24-2009 11:38 PM

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5/5

Twin sisters for the win.

Holy crap! With a sex change, that's my greatest fantasy.



Actually, I did know some hot, blonde, waterpolo-playing identical triplets once...

Wil 01-25-2009 12:08 AM

Did they play for the other team? I mean, the same team? I mean, our team? I mean…

Bullet Magnet 01-25-2009 12:12 AM

What concerns me is that they seem to be on the same team.

Wil 01-25-2009 12:54 AM

That was one of ideas I mentioned.

Nate 01-25-2009 01:58 AM

To the best of my knowledge, they were on the same team. Just not mine.

Nemo 01-25-2009 02:25 AM

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Did they play for the other team? I mean, the same team? I mean, our team? I mean…

Riddle me this, riddle me that, the two sisters licked eachother's twat.

scrab queen 01-25-2009 04:37 AM

cyberwank: 4/5

I got an illiterate one first for the lulz. It's fun reading about people trying to 'unbutton their zipper', then closing out on them.
Then I went ahead got myself a good one.

Anonyman! 01-25-2009 01:31 PM

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Riddle me this, riddle me that, the two sisters licked eachother's twat.

Gross.

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cyberwank: 4/5

I got an illiterate one first for the lulz. It's fun reading about people trying to 'unbutton their zipper', then closing out on them.
Then I went ahead got myself a good one.
Cool...?
I suppose that would be fun.