as you command but now your name is abe54321.

I wish I was allowed to kill people.

Granted, but now everyone hates you because you killed their dearest friends and family, and you (get raped) get hunted down and shot by a sharpshooter working for the FBI.

I wish that Choice dude would stop being annoying by advertising his crap everywhere.

:fuzcool:O rly?

He stops, but sticks slig yuri up in the fancorner instead, with fancharacters that don't even belong to him.

I wish that person on DA would come back online so that I can ask permission to submit my fic on here...Have to ask her since it has her character in it.

Granted, she comes online. But she doesn't grant permission.

I wish more people would post in W@RF :p

In these posts when people post, Cal is killed by Seb with a scrab leg when he hits on Cylepso, Agent dies because she doesn't get a blood transplant, Dimitrio is saddened by this death and goes insane like she did but turns into a necrophilliac and talks to her dead body, Tiro is caught possesing Tiny and is shot by #9 and Arnie gets fired for making the last meech into a meech munchie.

I wish I get to know what happens to Agent with the doctors...I swear, if Venks's character Chris tries on anything, she'll break his/her/s'her arms.

Granted... Chris knocks her out with chloroform and makes her his/her/its love slave. After which she dies in agony because she didn't get treated for her bullet wound.
(That's what you get for killing Cal XP)

I wish spamming was punishable by death.

:glare:You dirty little....

Since I accidently spammed in one of the htreads a lot, I die. That is an awful tradgedy, right?

I wish the person that Venks needs to reply to would post in W@RF so he can post and so I can post....I like RPing.

For me, yeah, cos I like you. In a friendly non-lesbian way.

They do, but then Venks dies. ...So there :)

I wish that I could draw a finished picture of Barnabus without stopping halfway. Big Bros are hard to draw y'know.

:)Awww....I should probably add people to my friend's list.

You do your picture...But it comes to life! And starts yelling at you! Barnabus then comes out of the picture and stampedes through town, climbing to the top of a tower with Patrick Vykkers in his hand while roaring like king kong.

I wish....Agent got into a big fancy battle with Barnabus!

:lol:
Granted... but nobody wins because they both die of exhaustion. Aww.

I wish I could always understand what Seb was saying.

:pOh you killjoy.

You can.....But you discover that he is saying perverted things behind Cylepso's back, and you are disgusted.

I wish I could forsee the perverted things Venk's character Chris does.

XP Nyaaah.

Granted, but you get so freaked out you get almost as traumatised as Domino is. Hah.

I wish Cal could meet Domino in W@RF... (can't remember if I wished this before, but I don't care either:P)

:pYou did wish that before, so here I go again.

Cal meets Domino who is being tortured by Malarkey the evil kinky vykker. He saves Domino bybeating Malarkey up by with Agent as a club to beat him with. He pities the poor intern slave, and so the two become lovers. But Dimitrio is enraged that he hurt his friend, so the two duel. Dimitrio looses when he is ran over by Peach the scrab. He lies in pain on the ground, seen by Agent, who has another flashback. In her insanity, she kidnaps him and takes him on to the roof of RuptureFarms, where she ties him up, strokes his head while muttering "Hehehehehe, look! No hybrid vykker experiments to eat your other arm!" And thus Domino and Cal live happily ever after. You are disgusted.

I wish Agent could meet Cal and recognise him as a fugitive ( :pShe was supposed to be catching fugitives, but turned soft on two of them. )

....WTFWTFWTFWTF. That is so incredibly out-of-character for Cal, I'm lmao here XD

*ahem* Uh... She does, but then Cal decides to (rape her) kill her with a lethal zap from his taser-that-he-treats-like-gollum-treats-the-ring. Preacousssssssss......

I wish that I would hurry up and finish that picture of PV's RPG characters.

:pWell ya, but love can happen to anyone... :)You cheated with teh tazerz...:DI watched a bit of Lord of the rings yesterday, saw Smeagles jump into teh volcano.

You do, but Patrick laughs manically. You are confused, before he reveals his evil plot: he wanted you to draw the pictures so he could bring them to life and take over Israel. He doesn't get to take over Israel, but Arrack makes people sick. And no one likes being sick.

I wish someone could tell me what Sam is saying in this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f57aYASKeRU&NR=1 . WARNING SAM WOOKS SCAWY!

Well, yeah, but... Cal's a homophobe, he'd sooner bash Domino than fall for him XD

Granted, but you discover that his words are the spell to break the curse on mankind that causes us to be bloodthirsty, savage barbarians. Everyone is happy because no-one has the urge to kill anymore. Then, after about 100,000 years, we've all become softies, and evil aliens from outer space decide it's the prime time to invade earth and make us all their slaves.

...I wish I had a burrito.

:pLove works in mysterious ways.... :)You didn't even look at the link, did you?

You do get a burito, but Agent 80085 pops out of it and punches you in the face.

I wish someone would follow the link to the picture of Fluffy that I posted in my fic.

I did follow the link, FYI, and I followed the link to Fluffy too. It's nice, though the details are a little hard to see, maybe go over the lines with black pen or pencil. ...And thus your wish is rendered invalid, and corrupted at the same time :p

I wish that Interns weren't so hard to draw.

They are too easy to draw, and so intern yiff spreads all over the place. And a random evil yaoi fangirl puts CalXDomino yaoi on the forums.

I wish I knew what would happen next when Agent has to get surgery to remove a bullet from her chest....I swear, if Chris-....

:PI kinda knew Cal was homophobic, I just like out of characterness sometimes. :DAnd your picture on your userpage looks like a boy, yay you.

AAAAARGH AAARGH ARGH MY INNOCENT MIND FILLED WITH IMAGES FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL, YOU MIND RAPIST!!!
But seriously that is creepy. I mean, I like Interns, but not that much.
Oh, you are so flattering. :P

Uh... You do, but you go insane by the horrific news. Whatever it is. <3

I wish that I could get the images of CalxDomino yaoi out of my head. *cries*

:DI'm eeeevilll.....

You do, but they are now replaced with yuri involving Agent 80085 and the female big bro slig in my head. You go insane.

I wish people knew of my really suey Stranger pairing...And didn't throw burning pitchforks at me.

Granted, they throw lethal poisoned darts instead.

I wish that I didn't have school tomorrow.

You have prison instead for screaming out disturbing acts between lesbian in lemon-style detail in front of children and Lorne Lanning. Prison isn't fun, but you meet Cal and his friends there. A plot to escape prison goes wrong when you are caught by Chubfish, and sentenced to a longer sentence.

I wish I would just hurry up and write my fanfic instead of stalking people for messenges.

...So do I. :p You write it, but your internet dies and you can't post it. Oh dear.

I wish that I had an electric blanket. *is cold*

Cal takes it from you and the two of you get into a big sissy fight over it, before Barnabus shoots the ceiling and declares it for himself. Fluffy then takes it, gives them evil eyes and is able to keep it for herself and offspring. Everyone else is cold.

I wish all of the mods were gay. :pI think I make too much people and character jokes here.

A female mod takes fancy to you, and.... uhm..... rapes you. :p

I wish that it was summer. Nice, warm summer. Aaaah <3

It's too hot and you buuuurrrnn...:DHaha, I have summer and you don't.

I wish I could go on the Jeremy Kyle show...:)Its on my tv right now.

XP You go on... naked.

I wish that I could have the time to make the freaking Face Off comic already. *has no time* *blames Patrick Vykkers for eating up time with fanart requests* *cries*

You do have time, but someone edits your comic so its a hentai. Oh noes.

I wish too see more of Splat telling off Patrick and Venks for being too sexual.

You do, but it's only as a result from Venks and PV going waaaayyyyy overboard... and by then... it's too late, you can never return... o_- *creepy music flows in*

I wish someone would post in W@RF again, preferrably someone in Dek's lab. *waits*
P.S. I upgraded from Howler Punk to Spark Stunk within a matter of days. Aren't I lucky <3

:(Me toooo....:)And so someone does, but its Venks. And his character Chris chlorofoams Ricky and Agent them locks them in a closet. They wake up, to find nothing has happened to them but Chris is sitting holding a bazooka threatengly and a camera with demonic aroused red eyes. They beat up Chris, but are found by Dimitrio in the closet. He gets jealous and storms off in a huff.

I wish I would just get off the computer and go to the bathroom...I think I'll do that. :)And I'm a riot slug, so I'm better than you.

Granted, but you find you have that disease that I forgot the name of that makes peeing really painful.

I wish that I had my own house, lived by myself, with an awesome job, above average income, and didn't hae to live with my parents any more.

At the rate I'm going now, I'll be an Outlaw Bomber by the end of the year :p Weeeee

:pMe back from teh bathroom.

Your job is being a hooker, which your clients find awesomes. You are shocked to discover one of your clients is Cal.

I wish Slaveless would post in W@RF...Someone that will give Agent surgery and blood transplants.

Someone does... but it's PV, going overboard with the sick pervy stuff. ...Ew.

I wish I had the same kind of headphones that Interns wear. <3 <3 <3

:pYah, but how can they change the operation itself into being perverted?....I'm too nosy.

You get your mouth stitched for whistling annoying techno tunes.

I wish we could all plot to castrate Chris...And Venks, he created Chris, so he must be worse.

YES! Exactly! :p

Venks lives on forever, never to be castrated.

I wish for madness.

Granted, but Sparta kills you.

I wish for politics...

Bush thinks your cool.

Since I'm dead, I wish for life.

Granted, but you come back as an african swallow that has to carrry coconuts through contienents...

I wish for more food stuffs...

Lol Monty Pythons Holy Grail...

You are given more foodstuffs in the form of McDonalds, and forced to eat it until you die.

I wish for an un-corruptable wish.