A: But...I'm not the one poking you.
Q: Should I look out behind me? |
A: Yes, because you never can tell... there just might be a Gremlin in your house.
Q: When was the period of the evil carrots? |
A: 3 years ago, but I'd rather not talk about what happened during that accursed time.
Q: Why are you so curious to know about the period of the evil carrots? |
A: Because my Grandfather fought in the war of the notorious vegetables.
Q: Why did the evil carrots make love with the evil apples? |
Vegetable-obsessed.
What's the difference between dead and alive? I mean really? |
A: Because for dead, all electrical activity in the brain has ceased, and for alive, all is properly functioning.
Q: What is frequency3? |
the frequency after frequency 1.
Who has a suit that's big and red? |
A: DareDevil.
Q: Are nuns evil? |
The Satanic ones, yeah.
2 thread pages in one day!?!?! How the heck does that happen!? |
A: I have no clue. I can't even respond fast enough in this thread. You people are too damn fast!
Q: Will someone post before I have a chance to? |
No.
How come Arxryl's Piranha avatar has grown teeth? OT: Argh snuzi posted before me! |
A: It's not a piranha. It's a venus fly trap-ish thing.
Q: Razzle Dazzle? |
A: Dazzle Razzle
Q: P or Q? |
P.
If Snuzi wasn't poking me, who was? |
A: I'd rather not say.
Q: Is tom yom soup, in reality, sewage? |
I'd rather not say.
Are you purple? |
No, I'm aqua.
XD or =D? |
A. There are purple veins in my nether regions.
Q. Does that count? |
A. If it doesn't count if it does.
Q. If it was raining king kongs would I win the lottery? |
A: No, you be crushed under your unnecessary obsession.
Q: When did I die again? |
A. Don't care.
Q. Are you scatmuncher or just a fan of golden showers? |
A. Niether. I'm a fan of golden showers.
Q. Who would win the lottery then? |
A: Scott Bakula.
Q: To be, or not to be? |
A. To not be.
Q. How many years yong is oddjobabe? |
A: Either 36 or 37. Not exactly sure.
Q: Have you ever been attacked by a masked man, armed with an AIDS-infested hypodermic needle? |
Frequently. Actually, I'm hearing a knock at the door. Its probably him...
Why has god forsaken me? |
A: Because you flaunt your disbelief in religion in general.
Q: Do toy-like people make you boy-like? |
A. Yes.
Q. Have you ever seen a whale with a polka-dot tail? (anyone who gets that referance gets 100 points) |
Sorry, I don't eat mushrooms...
Why is eating seeds like a past-time activity? |
A. Because the cave men did it.
Q. Who is The Milkman? |
Well, his secret identity is "Moxco. Executive", but I'm just supposed to tell you he's the guy who brings you yogurt.
What will you being doing when the purple rabbits attack? |
:
A: Startin' up the barbque. Q: What do you do when the pink elephants are on parade? |
A: Remark upon the obsurdity of their pink color.
Q: What will you do when the yellow monkies deplete our banana supply? |
A: Cry for a little bit, then realize I don't really care and go on with life.
Q: What do you wear when you drive a truck? |
A: Nothing. I like to feel the wind all over my body. It's quite refreshing.
Q: Mentos + Pepsi = ? |
A: Dunno. Maybe nothing. But Mentos + Diet Pepsi = GOOSH!
Q: Would you go with me? |
A: Who are you? Donnie Darko?
Q: Did you know that Jesus was Jewish? |
A: As long as you knew that Wilie was a hippie. And you didn't answer my question.
Q: April fools? |
A: Actually, it's over. And I did answer your question, but with another question :p.
Q: We Todd Ed? |
A: Sofa king we Todd Ed. (Haha- Sorry. My uncle taught me that one.)
Q: Do you drive a truck with high heels on? |