A. Time to die! :devil:*Shoots Joshy* HAHA! :dead:
Q. What's that red stuff coming out of Joshy's head? :fuzconf: |
A. strawberry jam!!!
Q. if a bear fell from a tree and landed on a trampoline and went sideways off it what part of its body would it land on? |
A: I don't know what a bear is...
Q1: What did Joshy ever do to Grig? Q2: Should I kill Grig? |
A1: Asked him the time!:eek:
A2: Yes! Kill him before he kills you! Q: If you were stuck on a deserted island with a gorgeous women, what would you eat? |
A. It depends on what you mean by "eat"!
Q. Why does my pet crok always bite me head off? |
A. the flavor crystals locked inside are scrumptious.
Q. If I died in the middle of a forest would a polar bear crap a rainbow in my head? |
A: I dunno about a polar bear.....maybe a grizzly!:D
Q: How often do you wave at the mailman? |
A. Never, but I always try to shoot him/her... just to be nice...
Q. Am I in trouble with the law? |
yess because ya live:D
how come people living? |
A. are living cause this giant in the sky got bored and invented these really realistic talking dolls with free will. He was really nice to his doll and even found a way of getting them to reproduce. Then his dolls decided they didn't need him, any more than they need triagnometry and they took over his land and kicked him out. He at first gave them loads of gifts to try and win back there affections, like alcohol and sugar, but it didn't work so he got angry. He turned all the good things he'd given them in to bad things (like hangovers and fatness) and added a load of other bad things (like wasps, poisonous snakes, winny the pooh). And that is why feet smell.
Q1 Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?" Q2. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? Q3. Who was the first person to say "See that chicken there.... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it." Q4. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? Q5. If wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner? Q6. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster? |
A. William Dairy
A. The devil A. Teddy Frashnickle A. He has no street smarts A. The thrill of the chase A. yes Q. why the hell did I actually answer all those questions? |
A1 The first shephard to milk the cows.
A2 Good visual effects. A3 A curious wierdo nicknamed 'The Egg Man'. A4 He wasn't blessed with common sense. A5 Refer to previous answer. A6 Think about referring back to the previous answer. Q. Why do we see certain colours, and how do we know that we see the same colours as each other? |
A: Because you were bored.
Q: What is your favorite disease? |
A. Hmmm, i'd have to say Herpies! They're so much FUN! :D
Q. Do I really have Herpies? |
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-oddguy:fuzcool: |
A. was there a question
Q. why did the powers that be move my last day topic to some obscure corner of the universe when I am mearly trying to say goodbye? |
well, everyone hates you
why is it so hard to answer a question like this practically? |
A: Well, the topic name commands you to answer the question as stupid as possible, so you did the right thing, sligslinger!:p
Q: Who loves old and not so tasty the most? |
someone with bad taste
if oddguys answer to my last question had a solid point, please press your buzzer |
A: *looks at buzzer then runs away screaming*
Q: :fuzsad: <--------------- Why is he so sad? |
who cares, it's just a small amount of data used to make your posts more interesting
i wont ask a question, the answers are getting far to stupid. |
What's wrong ss? You seem to be in a bad mood. I hope you aren't mad at mwah.:fuzwink:
-oddguy:fuzcool: |
no, ss is dead.....
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What have you done with sligslinger! :crying:
-oddguy:fuzcool: |
A: no idea... ????
Q:why waqs there no A or Q |
A. Because "Sligslinger (if that is your real name) has left us at a cliff-hanger: Is the real Sligslinger dead? Has he been captured? Who is this guy who is using sligslingers name and identity? If it really is sligslinger, why is he being so moody? Find out the answers to none of these questions in the next exiting installment of... Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer!
Q. Why can't we have a decent conversation here without at least one person claiming to be dead? |
A: Does it matter?
Q: What exactly does electricity mix with to get soggy toast? |
A: Dunno, but great minds think alike. :D
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end this you fools.
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Stop bein so moody SS, what's wrong? WE're just tryin t have a bit of fun and you go and ruin it!
A. Good question, What makes vampires imortal? Well... You vill never know our secvet fools! ah, ah ,ah! AH AH Ahcough, coh, cuhergh! Q. Why do cough medicines claim to help you when all they do is make you want to vomit? |