Fuck that. I never asked to live here.

I hate drinking. I really do. There's one problem down...

i got 2. in a row.

i am loved. :)

and Mars, there's also the problem of your parents actually letting you go on this trip with us (i assume Pilot & co where you are), seeing as we are all experimental, daft bastards.

honestly, you'd probably get bored. especially in the UK where you'd be sitting outside the pub for 3/4's of the trip.

I'll bring my DS. Give me any problem I have a solution!

You'll be shamelessly and brutally raped by slobbering gays wherever you go.

jeez, even i'd be up for that, WoF.

been a long time.

...do any of you know kung-fu? Ninjitsu?


Fine let's be serious. In fact, how about literal. Not all our members are adults. Us kids want to be there too...

You're twelve, there's two things you need to know about meeting people from the internet.

1, DON'T DO IT
2, If you do do it, make sure you're eighteen or over.

3, bring lollies.

i am the opposite of you lot.

'Bring lollies' is usually an oral arrangement, like what will happen to any underagers on Oddtour.

Melbourne Oddtour is going to be awesome.

With all three of us.

Warning to anyone that wants to join. I plan on drinking. A lot. And visiting gay clubs.

Alcar...

WoF: yes, but i only pursue such oral arrangements if i am given a lolly from the recipient.

what the fuck am i talking about?

I'm adding you to the list of people who are gay when drunk.
For later reference

And one count of pure jealousy...

SHUT UP SHAMAN YOU'RE DRUNK TOO

...I know you want to joke with this but I REALLY FREAKING WANT TO GO!!!

tell me how to make a Snowball and you can come.

SHUT UP EVERYONE

Grab a handful of snow. Make sure this is hard, frozen snow. Then shape into a orb with your palms.


Where do I sign up!?

I'm being deadly fucking serious, never meet with someone from the internet, it's just about one of the most dangerous things you can do.

Please, try to consider the fact I'm not just playing around with you.

no. this is a Snowball;

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/...9SeanSmith.jpg

i am afraid you cannot sign up.
and listen to WoF, he is actually trying to protect you, in a way. not from us, but from other people over the net. its a serious situation.

Mars, why would you want to come? There is really nothing Oddworld-related about this outing. It would be nothing more hanging out with a bunch of guys way older and stranger than you whose jokes you wouldn't understand, whose habits would probably frighten and deeply scar you. Also, you do realize that bringing someone along who's underage means restricting our good time as well. We may want to go into places where you'd have to wait outside, things of that sort.

Sorry, this isn't for you. You're too young. If you were maybe four or five years older, that would be a little more reasonable, but you haven't even hit the teens yet.

EDIT: MA, that was an awesome little test. I approve of that.

I want to kill you. But you're right. When I'm older, I'm coming and might understand you.

well i'm glad you're missing this one for Sekto and Pilot's sake.

and maybe Used. actually, no. Used is such a bastard.

So is WoF, I hate WoF...

GET OUT

SECURITY

(uses tattoo magic to run)

this isn't RPG.

god damn.

What about both of your former relationships?
No, a snowball is when you give someone a blowjob then kiss them.

no, this is a Snowball.