Instead of candy, there are chipmunks, that rape everyone they find.

I wish for a meteor to strike the earth and kill us all.

:)well, that's already pretty flawed in itself......Too much non con jokes.

I wish I could go to the Sonoma Marin fair....And see The Worlds ugliest dog Contest!

Granted and you loove that ugly dog so much you nick it and take it home, then the police attack your house and you scream, "Screw you pigs!" and barricade yourself inside and attack them with a flamethrower and a machine gun, while that ugly dog goes and gets your newspaper.

I wish I was a dragon. (DONT kill me with a puny knight; people would laugh at my funeral)

You marry a talking donkey!

I wish I could control time.

Granted, but you time travel too much, and get old, and when you go back to make yourself young, you turn into a 10 month old baby and some crazy cat-lady comes pass and steals you and takes you home and makes you wear a ballet dress.

I wish I had wings

Wow, I also use the word crazy cat lady....

The wings fail and you can't fly! And break you rib trying to fly off my house.

I wish I could be a steef! Fun.

Granted. Not fun! Also you turn into a he!

I wish that Zozo knew what it is like to be a he.

And so I am sad being a he, not being my true self....And we swapped genders, you are a....Your a guy, right?

I wish I was a carrot.....What a pointless wish.

Yes, i am a boy.

Granted, but bunnies rape you.

I wish I was an apple (lol fruit and veg)...

I eat you, because I don't get enough fruit.....Must try poaching again....

I wish I didn't have to sleep.

Granted. You never wake, and next day you are getting more tired and more tired. You talk to your friends and walk the dog (lol) and when your about to fall asleep, you realise you can't anymore. In a few days later, your eyes have HUGE circles around them. Then, you give up and die. Then, you get to sleep again! Not. That wouldn't be corrupted. HAHAHAHA!!!111*cough*evil manic laugh*cough*

I wish I had a webcam.

Granted, but your goldfish eats it.

I wish I had a pizza

As you command, but it is rotten and you choke.

I wish I had a pet fox called Foxy..

The fox rapes you.

I wish that global warning would melt the ice caps and flood the world, thus killing everyone and everything.

As you command, but then another 'great bang' happened and a new planet was born.

I wish I had a male pet fox who was straight.

He invites his friends to rape you, his horse friends.

I wish that foxes were extinct.

as you command, but the Kitsunes are enraged that their small cousins are extinct that they fly to your house and set it one fire. Then they capture you and take you back to their den and cook you for dinner.

I wish I was yellow

Everyone looks at you in the street, as your yellow-ness can be seen for miles. Eventually you are shunned from society.

I wish fish didn't make me sick.

It makes you swollen and purple instead.

I wish my friend wasn't in Peterhead right now.

Granted. Your friend is with you, and rapes you.

I wish that I had Resident Evil 4 Wii Edition as I really want to see how it plays.

:/My friend is a female, Chubbyfish.

You play it....And accidently smash the window with your wiimote.

I wish Marvak would post in W@RF....Neeeds to reply to someeethiiing...

EDIT: Why do I accidently make those email link things?!

Granted, but then Dripik decides to close the thread <3

I wish Cal would meet Domino.

P.S. I think you keep making the email links because of the @ in W@RF. Or something.

Domino drives Cal nuts with his whining about how he was stacked in a naked pyramid and whipped, and so Cal kills him with his beloved tazer. However, Agent 80085 sees this violent death, that brings her another flashback of that violent attack she saw. She goes nuts and screaming and annoys Cal, so he kills her too with a paperclip he found. Dimitrio then walks in, sees that Cal has killed his friend and secret love, and kills Cal by throwing him out of the window. In doing this, he also falls out of the window, and kills Dionsya when his pants hit her head. More chaos ensues, with people getting killed, Scrabbers made into a scrab cake, meeches going extinct, and Abe blowing up RuptureFarms.

I wish Slax could also reply to WaRF so that I can reply.

Granted, but when he does reply, an alien eats the entire planet.

I wish I had some magic beans right now...

You choke on them.

I wish that I had a teleportation device.

You teleport into a active volcano by mistake, and are burned to crisp.

I wish I was tall.

You become so tall that you end up in outer space and die!

I wish I was in USA right now...

The USA gets bombed by terrorist just as you arrive and kill the entire population.

I wish that I had a better cell phone.

You get a better one, but it falls down and breaks initiating an atomic bomb to fall and destroy only your house.(serial killer bombs...my idea)

I wish I had a plane ticket to California...

Granted, but you lose it when you take off and sercurity drag you away

I wish I was a bowl of fruit