A: Yes, I like to feel the wind in my hair. But only if it's enough to make it go woosh!
Q: Do you believe in Frankenthumb? |
A: I most certainly do. The legend of his existence has been proven to be true.
Q: Is Larry King just a tad senile? |
A: Only when his suspenders are red.
Q: A fuzzle, paramite, and scrab meet in the woods- does the tree make a noise if no one's there to hear it? |
A: It sure does. After all, sound waves do travel even if no one's around to hear 'em :p.
Q: What could be more fun than running random, non-existent people in San Andreas? |
A: Running random, non-existent people in San Andreas for profit!
Q: Are you LOST? |
A. No, I'm found.
Q. Whos car is that? |
A: Dude, wheres my car?
Q: this space for rent |
A: That wasn't exactly a question...at all.
Q: Are shoes for squares? |
A: No way! Rollar blades are.
Sorry about my question, brain malfunction. Q: If I am holding four flutes in my left hand, how long will my pet pig take to run around 3.5 houses? |
A: 2 nanoseconds.
Q:If Abraham Lincoln had a big hat, does that mean he had a big head inside it? |
A: Yes indeed. You should have seen it. It was huge.
Q: Were George Washington's wooden teeth ever infested with termites? |
Termites would have just given him a metallic tounge. They work good with metal, not wood. Everyone knows that!
Que te gusta comer? (The real question is, can anyone read this without using a Spanish to English dictionary?) |
A: Yes, I have a doctorate in the force, but can't be arsed to use it.
Q: Can I eat glue without getting sticky? |
Nope. I tried.
Does this hurt? |
A: Not really.
Q: Isn't Ginger Ale great? |
A: Even better with cheeze wiz and crackers.
Q: Bubbles? |
A: ...are fun.
Q: Is my girlfriend's cat actually a Pokemon in disguise? |
A. No, its a drug smuggling terrist in disguise.
Q. Can I rub you out, with my eraser. |
A: that would work, I just go whiter than I already am (If that was at all possible :p)
Q: what do you call a shape with 1124856 sides? |
A. A very big shape
Q. How many time does 4 go into 3.141592653589 |
A: Syntax Error.
Q: Who's funnier: Lil Jimmy Norton or Bob Kelly? |
A. Niether, their both not funny.
Q. Who's better Alcar or Max the Mug? |
A: Malcar.
Q: How my different flavours of blue are there? |
A: Millions upon millions.
Q: Are amputees alot of fun to hang out with? |
A. They're fun to hang. I usually don't stick around afterwards, though.
Q. Does anyone else enjoy getting their scrotum hair made into dreadlocks? |
dreads suck
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A. You suck.
Q. You don't quite get the point of this thread, do you? |
yes i do.....
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anyhow...
qhow many contacts in msn.... |
A. Okay. Cool, then.
Q. If Jesus was a Jew then how can christians be anti-semites? |