shot the pirate

and was put

in a meatgrinder

and turned into

a purple butterfly

that mesmerized everyone

with its loverley

colors as well

as its fat

little wings which

fluttered like little

birds who were

twittering happily and

twirling in mid-air

primarily composed of

used paper and

magical sparkly dust

that made others

inevitably fall asleep.

Then, there was

an avalanche of

of dust that

tasted like pepper

and irritated everyones'

already dilated pupils

until they were

restored to their

former glory. Suddenly,

a kangaroo appeared

and stole hubcaps