A:no, no and double NO!!!!
Why is Zakara's Avatar cute? |
I can now see why this topic has over 600 replies.
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A: Because i can FLY!!!
Q: Why is Al the Vykker so great??? |
A: cos you shuv kerosene down your throat then apply several coatings of animal fat.
Q: why is the person below me a complete tramp? |
Sorry I just had to reply to that.
*wonders off from thread* |
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A: Because you stole the word "Kerosene" from my wide vocabulary.
B: And you thought Jesus was sufficent? |
Q:????
A: Why am i slowly falling in love with nobody? |
duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh toast
A: Because you love nothing therefore,you don't
Q:I have a purpose,why am I alive? |
A: to call out HIPPO!
Q: why is the world hating me? |
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Im a fair person, Im nice most of the time. I dont know if that makes me great, but thats not important to me. |
A: Because your nose is dripping kittens
Q: Has anybody seen my adorable, little Fuzzle? Its small, round and fuzzy... And it has CarboN is its mouth. |
Is it this one?:fuzzle: Or this one?:fuzsmile: Or any of these?:fuzblink: :fuzsad: :fuzconf: :fuzmad: :fuzvamp: :fuzgrin: :fuzcool: :fuzwink: :fuzemb:
Am I wierd? |
A: ci senor
Q: Como te llama? :
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Uh... Spat?
Is Abeguy a dur brain? |
A. errr... phat.
Q. Grig? |
A: Had a hernia and is recovering. Nice to see ya oldie!:D
Q: How come my heart melts when I see old and not so tasty? :love: -oddguy:fuzcool: |
Answer: Whenever you see him, he activates a horrible heart-melting device which turns your heart to jelly. You are now dead, and since you're obviously still able to type, you must be a zombie.
Question: If the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything is 42, what is the question? |
That is the age of my Fuzzle.
Am I the only one here that has a skull made of chocolate? |
A: YESSSS, mine is made of chees
q:how come i killed somebody (ps: im back ya big bunches of yused pants:D) |
A: cause i proneed you to do it
Q: why am i the ultimate OddFan? |
Because your pants are filled with cookies.
Why is my dog having a hot-dog? |
Because your dog was preowned by some guy called Hanibal Lector (or somethin like that) but when Hanibal went into a loonybin his dog was sent to the pound. That's where you come in...
Q. Why is a computer mouse called a mouse when it's not furry and doesn't have big ears or a tail? |
A: Evolution changes
Q: Will there ever be a mouse. made out of plastic? |
A:There already is!
Q:Why can't i think of anything to say... Is anyone out there? Am I just stuck here all alone and the nearest person lives millions of miles away? |
A: No you are not! I'm always behind my prey!
Q: What do I have up my nose?? |
a: a dancin purple pimp
q: why is my head dancing like that purple pimp on loup's nose? |
A: Because Porple People Eaters went extinct during the Great Depression. Which I've come to find wasn't all that great.
Q: here is some little questions: 1. Has you some time to play football? 2. How did you seen out when you was a baby? 3. How did you think you came's to seen out when you are wery old? |
A:
1.no 2.??? 3. double ??? Q:WHere aM I??? |
In the looney department.
Why is my ass killing me? |
A. ...You need to cut down on the chilli!
Q. Is this a valid question? |
A: is this a valid Answer?
Q: well, is it? |
A: dunno? is it?
Q: is there any one that likes eating hair? |
A:the bubble in yo doodoo
Q: if won brite dae in thu midul ov thu nite, too ded boyz got up too fite if bak too bak thae faset eechuther droo ther sords and shot eechuther if the def plees men herd the noyz came over ther and killd those too ded boys woold yoo beeleev mie taeul tall if yoo ast thu blinde man hoo saw it all? (HEHE!!!) |
Of course, my sweet horse.
Question: How many Teletubbies do you need to kill me??? |
A: 10, if you poo in your chew
Q: why do we cry when someone must die? and why do we mourne for a year? But after some time with some spirit-lifting wine, we go out and drink bitter beer? |
A. And you think you have reasons to raise an eyebrow?!
Q. Why is my fish swimming upside down? |
A: Cause its not the fish its your eyes
Q: How many monkeys does it take to kick a leprechaun out of his house? |
A: it doesn't matter, everyone knows that all species of monkeys have been banned from ireland ever since they started making shepherd's pie out of real shepherds
Q: if this and that wore a hat then what colour would it be? |
A: the colors of his and hers multi-colored pee
Q: did you know yet that i am a poet? |
A. I'd rather not have known!
Q. Can i go now? |