I think this is Jenny threatening the camera with beating him a rubber chicken :D
Up his butt. Edit: Which.... after closer inspection seems to be himself. |
My rubber chicken is just a friend, not a weapon, one of a few friends I keep in my room, people think I'm weird.
At the time that picture was taken I was going through a phase of including him in every picture of me, a few even ended up on a dating site, which resulted in many people saying they found it funny, and most asking "suspicious and dirty" questions... |
I have to ask... is that a novelty rabbit vibrator you're holding? o_O
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Ask me elsewhere, like everybody else does.
No it isn't, I don't own anything like that |
http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l1...mper/mouth.jpg
Feeling a bit better about myself: I actually look somewhat normal/decent in every photo from last night. Yes, this qualifies as "normal". |
Jesus, man. That picture scared me like hell when I opened this thread.
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The back of your tongue, she is yellow. Look like a party animal bled. ;)
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I tend to contort my face in a grotesque manner to delude anyone and everyone that I'm the most un-photogenic person on the planet.
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That is a big mouth!
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I prefer tighter holes than that.
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Really? I must try harder. I'll text you some absolute filth in a bit.
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Please don't I'm a married man :(
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Well now Wil is text even more now :D |
Damn, I'll have to text you instead.
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http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c3...i/DSCF4258.jpg
This is a very recent picture of me, taken yesterday before I went to my cousin's wedding. EDIT: Further evidence of me not having a top lip... |
Wow that IS recent...... and cute! :3
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That is a nice TV, and you look very nice as well :)
In relation to my recent blog post, this is a picture I accidentally took of myself yesterday when I was hungover, I was trying to work out how to take a picture with the iSight on the Mac, when I was in the process of playing around with things I accidentally took this picture. PLEASE REMEMBER THAT I HAD A HANGOVER AT THE TIME http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/1...2011at1310.jpg |
Awww, look at Jordan all smart and smiling. Do your shirt up properly!
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If I did my shirt up I'd have been choking. Is that the price of looking smart? :(
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I still think you look like a German girl in that picture. Or maybe like an ugly version of Milla Jovovich in The Fifth Element.
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Actually that's the first picture you look normal imo. Congrats ^_^ looks nice.
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ME?! Shut it, gel-hair. :p
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Wow, you people are really bad at compliments.
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Jenny's looking cute in that photo. I know I've said it before, but I wish I had hair like that. |
Oh yes, the hair thing, i forgot about that :p
I'll be getting it cut soon, I think it is getting too long for my liking, only a trim though, just want it shorter but I still want it to be long so its nice and wavy, I look bad with short hair like Jordan, I'm not saying that Jordan has bad hair, but hair that short on me just looks awful! |
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Damn you, penis! You know that's not a woman!
I had a haircut. I always feel guilty, like I've somehow betrayed The Brotherhood of Long-Haired Men. Shaved too. http://img802.imageshack.us/img802/5576/sdc14940.png |
You must redraw your old avatar to count for this new look. I expect it on my desk by Wendesday Mr. Bagfeele.
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Or I could draw all over my face to match my avatar.
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You betrayed the brotherhood of long haired blonde men.
I feel betrayed. |
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MM you look oh so strange with short hair. |
To be fair, I looked pretty strange with long hair too.
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I prefer the long hair look on MM!
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Well then you can all remember me as I was.
http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/9276/...1245041410.png Now, when I first became net-literate, I promised myself I wouldn't go around filling it with vanity shots. I'm disappointed. |
Nah I actually like your short hair, you look like an evil yet dashing villain. ;)
Also yes Jordan, I'm a cunt, but I don't mean to be, unless I'm being purposefully cunty. |