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Leto 12-29-2009 06:16 PM

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But what about a vagina that cuts your penis when you're having sex? And maybe a dod eats it then.

http://mariarina.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/rapex.jpg

be very afraid.

http://www.teeth.com.pk/blog/wp-cont...otos/Rapex.gif






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Pilot 12-29-2009 06:30 PM

That tool seems more aggressive than preventative. I say, if a woman is that afraid of being raped, then she probably hates all men anyway.

Leto 12-29-2009 06:42 PM

personally, i do think it's a good idea, with one minor setback:

they don't really know exactly when they're going to get raped.

Pilot 12-29-2009 06:56 PM

That's what I'm thinking.

Wow, can you imagine? It goes in, but it don't come out!

used:) 12-29-2009 07:07 PM

Can't you just wait for it to, well...deflate?

MA 12-29-2009 07:25 PM

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...n-chastity.JPG

i'm surprised women had the guts to even wear these things back then. looks just as dangerous to them.

Pilot 12-29-2009 07:31 PM

I like that.

Leto 12-29-2009 08:31 PM

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Can't you just wait for it to, well...deflate?

"Hey, i just slipt my dick in yo vagoo, lemme wait inside you a bit while my boner subsides. That all g?"

Pilot 12-29-2009 08:38 PM

I figure the thing will slip out of her vagoo if his member is still fully inflated and he pulls, unless her name happens to be Chyna.

MA 12-29-2009 08:44 PM

yes, the thing comes out the fanny when pulled, and remains on the dong using little inward hooks/spikes. apparently it can only be removed via surgery, thus hospital job and then the cells.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-rape_device

who the fuck would have had the guts to use this if it had been developed;

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An early prototypical anti-rape female tampon was invented in late 2000 by Jaap Haumann, a South African man, for the purpose of preventing rape.[1] Haumann's device was designed to resemble a tampon for ease of insertion, and consisted of a hard cylindrical plastic core containing a tensioned spring blade primed to slice when pressed against by the tip of a penis. Following activation, a portion of the tip of the penis would be removed, in effect performing a minor penectomy.


Leto 12-29-2009 08:47 PM

oooooooic, i never thought of it that way. thank you for you insight into the subtopic of heterosexual rape: the vaginal pull.

MA 12-29-2009 08:48 PM

fuck sakes :tard:

Pilot 12-29-2009 09:00 PM

Vaginal pull...... ech, that's disgusting.

Anal push sounds much better.

Naulahauta 12-29-2009 09:07 PM

I was 16 at the time and she was 13. It was actually pretty funny because she was so dumb. Heh.
Ever since then it's become a running joke between me and a few buds of mine to say a catchy rhyme "Ysi-viis, siitä viis!", which is Finnish, my native language, and roughly translated means "Ninety-five, so what?" with ninety-five referencing to her year of birth, 1995.

Leto 12-29-2009 09:13 PM

lol that's awesome :D

MA 12-29-2009 09:26 PM

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I was 16 at the time and she was 13. It was actually pretty funny because she was so dumb. Heh.
Ever since then it's become a running joke between me and a few buds of mine to say a catchy rhyme "Ysi-viis, siitä viis!", which is Finnish, my native language, and roughly translated means "Ninety-five, so what?" with ninety-five referencing to her year of birth, 1995.

WOW THAT'S AMAZING CAN I DO THE SAME TO YOU?

YOU KNOW, BIG SHAFT, LITTLE HOLE? SAME THING AMIRITE?

fail troll, Naulahooha or whatever your intricate name is.

Naulahauta 12-29-2009 10:22 PM

Uh.
What?

Strike Witch 12-29-2009 10:33 PM

If that's true you should be going to the jail now.

Well, if I was in charge. DON'T DROP THE SOAP

Havoc 12-29-2009 11:08 PM

Ugh, here we go again.

Strike Witch 12-29-2009 11:31 PM

http://i49.tinypic.com/20ud15k.jpg

Hobo 12-30-2009 03:07 AM

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I was 16 at the time and she was 13. It was actually pretty funny because she was so dumb. Heh.
Ever since then it's become a running joke between me and a few buds of mine to say a catchy rhyme "Ysi-viis, siitä viis!", which is Finnish, my native language, and roughly translated means "Ninety-five, so what?" with ninety-five referencing to her year of birth, 1995.

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Ugh, here we go again.


You're both dirty kiddy fuckers and the Daily Mail would cut your balls off.

Josh 12-30-2009 03:13 AM

I'm sure most people here would do the same

MA 12-30-2009 06:00 AM

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Ugh, here we go again.

i know, i mean what is it with people not liking to hear about 13-15 year old children getting fucked by people who are sexually mature?

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Uh.
What?

aww, is that a decline? don't wanna be violated?

this really is a topic i despise, so i'm gonna try and stay quiet. doubt it though.

OANST 12-30-2009 06:01 AM

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I was 16 at the time and she was 13. It was actually pretty funny because she was so dumb. Heh.
Ever since then it's become a running joke between me and a few buds of mine to say a catchy rhyme "Ysi-viis, siitä viis!", which is Finnish, my native language, and roughly translated means "Ninety-five, so what?" with ninety-five referencing to her year of birth, 1995.

I'm opposed more to how stupid and cruel you are than to anything else. I said the same thing in the negrep I just gave you.

Josh 12-30-2009 06:15 AM

http://i438.photobucket.com/albums/q.../PedoAlert.gif

MA 12-30-2009 06:18 AM

Josh owns a small button & siren shop on the south coast, near Bognor Regis.

he sells out almost everyday. that and the pterodactyl porn.

Havoc 12-30-2009 07:06 AM

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I was 16 at the time and she was 13. It was actually pretty funny because she was so dumb. Heh.
Ever since then it's become a running joke between me and a few buds of mine to say a catchy rhyme "Ysi-viis, siitä viis!", which is Finnish, my native language, and roughly translated means "Ninety-five, so what?" with ninety-five referencing to her year of birth, 1995.

Just to be clear, I don't approve of this either, for the single reason that he doesn't have the slightest bit of respect for her.

Leto 12-30-2009 12:45 PM

The way you've treated this new dude disgusts me, people. You guys should really get a new shtick.

Welcome to the forums, Naulahauta. Don't worry about these folk, they were still touching themselves at the age you were 'cashing back' so to speak

OANST 12-30-2009 01:10 PM

Nah. I don't see it.

Pilot 12-30-2009 05:55 PM

I'm with Leto, I'm really not about insulting noobs.

Grossing them out is another matter.

used:) 12-30-2009 06:14 PM

Thirded.

Sekto Springs 12-30-2009 06:16 PM

Yeah, the behavior of the clique-based forumites here can be pretty much summed up as nothing but a bunch of memes, inside jokes, pointless noob-bashing, and just general aimless assholishness, because being an asshole is totally fuckin cool. DI was the first to do it, he was the only one to do it right, and we don't need more than one of him.

Even though I don't really like Cullen Heath, he put things in perspective pretty well when he came back and then immediately left after observing our behavior.

I'm being a hypocrite, of course. I've taken as much part in this immature bullshit as much as the rest of you, now I wish I hadn't.

MA 12-30-2009 06:30 PM

well would you rather we sat in silence and only spoke when answering questions that have already been answered a hundred times before? i said this at the start of 2008 and i stick by it; if certain members left, the forums would become quite dull. eventually the small community of regulars would get even smaller and it wouldn't be a laugh being on here.

i am here for the little inbred community. i know all i want to know about Oddworld; that is not the reason i log on. but it is the reason we all somefuckinghow just about manage to get along with each other. and i like that.

Sekto Springs 12-30-2009 06:36 PM

No, of course not. There's nothing wrong with Off-topic discussion, but even that tends to fall into predictable patterns. At this point I don't really expect much better either. It seems we're all in search for an increased edginess, we're all trying to be the 'cool kids' in our own way.

Leto 12-30-2009 06:36 PM

I don't get along with any of you.

Save 3ish people.

I don't know why I come here at all.

Wings of Fire 12-30-2009 06:37 PM

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Yeah, the behavior of the clique-based forumites here can be pretty much summed up as nothing but a bunch of memes, inside jokes, pointless noob-bashing, and just general aimless assholishness, because being an asshole is totally fuckin cool. DI was the first to do it, he was the only one to do it right, and we don't need more than one of him.

Of course none of this has any and all relation to responding to a morally abhorrent boast with the opinion 'I think you might have done gone wrong buster'. I choose not to get into an argument about something so vile but I do not believe that not doing so makes me a better poster.

Also don't lick ass Chris, it doesn't become you.

used:) 12-30-2009 06:37 PM

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I don't get along with any of you.

Save 3ish people.

I don't know why I come here at all.

Seconded.

Sekto Springs 12-30-2009 06:39 PM

EDIT: actually fuck it. I don't wanna cause drama. My reasons are my own, not because I was influenced by someone else.

Also, once again, you're all taking this as a personal attack. Grow the fuck up, all of you.

Wings of Fire 12-30-2009 06:41 PM

Your weary words and long overdue venom are like vapours to my nasals, for I am truly Satan. Prince of Darkness.

Leto 12-30-2009 06:43 PM

lolwof

also wat@chris, who are you talking to? something about attacks? i meant my message to go to that other dewds, but i didn't post quick reply fast enough