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Fortesque13 07-07-2007 03:27 PM

You get it, but it rapes your computer!

I wish my eyes weren't expanded from reading PV's thread...

Alf Shall Rise 07-07-2007 10:42 PM

Granted, your eyes grow tiny.

I wish someone would buy from me.

Chubfish 07-07-2007 11:09 PM

Granted, someone buys from you your house and everything you own. Because you cant deny it due to the wish, you end up with nothing at the end because the guy is a billionaire and gets billions each day...

I wish for better Xbox 360's.

Alf Shall Rise 07-07-2007 11:10 PM

BAM! Xbox 360 is now a PS3!

I wish I wasn't a Whelp.

Chubfish 07-07-2007 11:30 PM

Granted, your now nothing. Hahahahaha-

I wish I had a planted pot.

Alf Shall Rise 07-07-2007 11:33 PM

The pot explodes.

I wish for the biggest apple tree.

Chubfish 07-07-2007 11:41 PM

Granted, which just happens too be so big it (rapes you) destroys your home and everything on Earth.

I wish for another potted plant and some fries with that order.

Alf Shall Rise 07-07-2007 11:55 PM

Burns from being touched by YOU!

I wish the ground was soft.

Chubfish 07-08-2007 12:05 AM

Granted. It's so soft that you burn up cause you do...

I wish I had a lame wish.

IAmHeavy 07-08-2007 12:05 AM

granted, but you wont have feet either :]

I wish for "no" 7up

Chubfish 07-08-2007 12:08 AM

Granted, you get "no" 7up...but some pepsi instead. With snakes infested in it.

I wish for the Clusters to taste nicer.

Laser 07-08-2007 02:29 AM

they do.



But they rape you!

I wish i had a 100 terrabyte hardrive

Marvak 07-08-2007 04:17 AM

Someone steals it.

I wish that wasn't so lezeh.

IAmHeavy 07-08-2007 08:49 AM

Off Topic: (to Chubfish) you are one intelligenced fella, are ya? o_o

On Topic: But since you played video games, you ARE lazy.
I wish for "no" pepsi. (kekeke)

Chubfish 07-08-2007 10:06 AM

Oh wait a sec...(takes a leave out of Alex's book) Not Granted!

I wish for absolutely nothing to do about anothing.

Alf Shall Rise 07-08-2007 10:15 AM

Everything happens.

I wish for the biggest knife in the world.

Chubfish 07-08-2007 11:15 AM

Granted, although Krauser gets a bigger knife and (rapes you...) hunts you down.

I wish I had a better sound quality on my videos...

IAmHeavy 07-08-2007 11:52 AM

Off topic: hah, i was wanting pepsi >:] take dat

On Topic: Granted, but it takes up 1000 giga bytes.
I wish for President Devil 4

Alf Shall Rise 07-08-2007 11:54 AM

Bush gets elected again. We all die..

I wish there was an F13.

Chubfish 07-08-2007 11:58 AM

Granted, but when pressed you have watch my glitch videos for everyday for the rest of your life and if you stop watching I come and glitch through walls and pwn j00 455!

I wish for an F0.

Alf Shall Rise 07-08-2007 12:01 PM

Captain Falcon beats you up.

I wish other topics would be posted in.

Chubfish 07-08-2007 12:11 PM

Granted. I like that wish, so no corruptions (someone PLEASE post in the glitch thread or suming)

I wish for someone to fix everybodys problems.

IAmHeavy 07-08-2007 12:54 PM

granted, but then you get pissed because the someone person also helped bad guys to steal your scrab pet. :]

I wish for....[ thats all xD ]

Chubfish 07-08-2007 01:00 PM

granted...

I wish for boiler. Again Again.

IAmHeavy 07-08-2007 01:14 PM

granted, but only if you use it for cooking. because i luv food =D

I wish for Chubfish to be an actual scrab because thats his dream :D

Chubfish 07-08-2007 01:26 PM

Granted, but I become Shrykull by an error of a wish and pwn j00 ass.

I wish I really was a badass scrab.

Alf Shall Rise 07-08-2007 01:31 PM

Sadly Scrabs don't have asses.

I wish I had a parrot.

Zozo the Zrilufet 07-08-2007 01:38 PM

It screams profanity in your ear.

I wish that picture I'm trying to submit on Da would submit already.

IAmHeavy 07-08-2007 02:16 PM

granted, but it will cost you $1000. otherwise, you need to wait for 15235950958948053 years. :]

I wish for Zozo to be known only as female and not male. :]

Bitter Buffalo 07-08-2007 03:08 PM

Granted. I hear that she is very pretty.

I wish that love and understanding would pour like a soothing rain from the heavens.

Mutual Friend 07-08-2007 03:13 PM

I take back that thing about the grammar. :)

Bitter Buffalo 07-08-2007 03:24 PM

:

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I take back that thing about the grammar. :)

I corrected it.

IAmHeavy 07-08-2007 03:42 PM

can we back back to the game?

You lose a baby mudokon that lives inside the brew because you didnt wish something.

I wish for a brew to have an ingredient of Quad Triple Double Chocolate. :]

Alf Shall Rise 07-08-2007 05:02 PM

Whoops, accidently put in vanilla...

I wish the keyboard was closer.

IAmHeavy 07-08-2007 05:20 PM

granted, 'cause vanilla is also my favorite :]

I wish for alf shall rise's keyboard to be 1mm away from each other, so alf shall type.

Fortesque13 07-08-2007 06:16 PM

They are so away that Alf couldn't touch it with a 100-foot pole.

I wish for I had more depressive orchestral tracks...

IAmHeavy 07-08-2007 10:23 PM

searching_depressive_orchestral_tracks.exe
error.exe
orchestral_notfound.exe
[Press Press Insert Word to add the newest word into Global]
im just saying that because i dont know whats orchestral. :[

I wish for GT4 to be a very new GT4 :D

Alf Shall Rise 07-08-2007 10:29 PM

OHH old GT4. Sorry dude.

I wish this was ALL JUST A DAMN DREAM.

skillyaslig 07-09-2007 01:13 AM

Granted, but you wake up and your bed eats you.

I wish I was a cannibal. yummy...

12345abe 07-09-2007 01:26 AM

You eat yourself and (GET RAPED :lol: ) die.

I wish my name on these forums wasn't 12345abe...