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Phylum 03-15-2011 01:16 AM

The choice of piece is somewhat to blame there. It's a violin piece, so he has to do an unreasonable amount before breathing in an unreasonably small place. I said I'd never heard any flautist play it before, and I suppose that is why.

Here's him playing the Carnival of Venice in a performance that can almost rival James Galways.



No unruly breaths there.

Nate 03-15-2011 03:43 AM

He's good. But I still don't have the ability to tell the difference between a good flautist and a great one.




Perhaps this should be in the Upcoming Games thread, but I don't really care about the gameplay near as much as the opening FMV.


Disgruntled Intern 03-15-2011 01:01 PM

Aw, cute!


...Reminds me of trying to drunkenly tell my nephew a bedtime story.

Havoc 03-15-2011 01:05 PM

This kid rocks:


Disgruntled Intern 03-15-2011 01:08 PM

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lh...gi4no1_500.png

Ridg3 03-15-2011 01:17 PM



In par of what DI said in the I just seen thread.

Disgruntled Intern 03-15-2011 01:23 PM

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In par of what DI said in the I just seen thread.
Adam even said that they intentionally got Steve drunk. What do you expect? The guy has battled alcoholism and drug abuse for years, and they openly manipulated that.

I usually don't defend celebrities and their problems, but I've come to know the man over the years as he's a relative of a friend, and I can say from first hand experience that Steve is a really. Good. Guy.

Ridg3 03-15-2011 01:25 PM

I didn't say that he wasn't or is a good guy. I thought the video funny, I thought other people would also.

Disgruntled Intern 03-15-2011 01:28 PM

Oh, okay. I thought you were referring to my comment about him being smart. Nevermind.

Ridg3 03-15-2011 01:31 PM

Being drunk does not make anyone unintelligent. :L but fair enough.

Dynamithix 03-15-2011 01:33 PM

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This kid rocks:


Just posted that a day ago. And yes, the bully got owned.

Havoc 03-15-2011 08:00 PM



He has all kinds of fun game video's. Suggest you check out his channel.

enchilado 03-16-2011 04:21 AM


Nate 03-16-2011 04:32 AM

Yeah, actually, I did see it coming. Saw it coming a mile off.

Dynamithix 03-16-2011 04:37 AM

What a dumb video.

Havoc 03-16-2011 06:22 AM

Let me guess, one of those scare video thingies?

Dynamithix 03-16-2011 06:52 AM

Yes and it wasn't even anything scary. Just dumb.

Disgruntled Intern 03-16-2011 09:25 AM

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He has all kinds of fun game video's. Suggest you check out his channel.

Meh. It would be funnier if they weren't so...Loud.

Emesdee 03-16-2011 12:00 PM

http://i.imgur.com/IfYY2.jpg

What the?

http://i.imgur.com/EM9cG.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/uBWTd.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/wBSfl.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/woFPN.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/JPzjB.jpg

Awkward.

Dynamithix 03-16-2011 12:12 PM

-_-

MeechMunchie 03-16-2011 12:32 PM

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Originally posted by Reddit http://www.oddworldforums.net/images...e/viewpost.gif

Checked out Metacritic for Dragon Age 2 reviews (after hearing about all the changes from Origins, was a bit skeptical). After seeing it got a generally favorable score, I checked out the user reviews, since they usually offer a more accurate portrayal of how a game actually plays.

Right off the bat, I notice there's something...off with the top user review (by 'Avanost'). It reads almost like a press release. I do not trust it:

"The immersion and combat of this game are unmatched! A truly moving and fun epic. Anything negative you'll see about this game is an overreaction of personal preference. For what it is, it is flawlessly executed and endlessly entertaining" (emphasis added).

Sketchy to say the least.

So I check Avanost's Metacritic profile (http://www.metacritic.com/user/Avanost - cache), and, whaddya know, he’s only ever written one review. On Dragon Age 2.

So I Google ‘Avanost’, because I’m starting to not trust this motherfucker. And a Plurk (WTF is Plurk) profile shows up (http://www.plurk.com/avanost), revealing a name.

So I Google the name, all the while cautioning myself that this could be a completely different Avanost, and not to jump to conclusions, and WHAT THE FUCK HE’S AN ENGINEER AT BIOWARE. (Linkedin profile)

I have to laugh, because this really borders on farce.

Despite reeking of impropriety (and the fact there has to be a rule against doing this in the Bioware employee handbook), ole Avanost has no problem writing a review with zero disclosure of his industry ties, as long as you pick up a copy of the “flawless” Dragon Age 2 at your nearest retailer.

(Disclosure: Sensationalist title to garner interest.)

EDIT 1: This is a matter of ethics and integrity. A consumer requires objective information in order to make an informed decision about purchasing a product. If the line between editorial article and product review is skewed, then the consumer is being deceived at the cost of their eventual trust and loyalty to the company responsible. This is why disclosure of industry ties is necessary to avoid even the appearance of impropriety.

EDIT 2: For those of you frothing at the mouth in the comments about how anyone who doesn't like Dragon Age 2 is retarded (including me), take a deep breath and relax: I like the game. I was checking out the reviews because I wanted to read what other people thought of it (I've since borrowed it from a friend; piracy at its finest). That does not mean I wanted to read reviews written by Bioware employees cloaked as genuine. That is not okay, under any circumstances, for any employee, of any company. (And for those saying it might not be the same guy...yes, I'm sure this is all one big coincidence. He just happens to respond to, and simultaneously dismiss, the most prevalent criticisms of Dragon Age 2 in one fell swoop.)

EDIT 3: So they're going into damage control mode, and the review has been deleted. (Cache). Thanks to SnakeLinkSonic: a breakdown of my 'investigation'.

EDIT 4: Okay, so now 4chan is just bombarding Metacritic with fake reviews again, so let's pretend I didn't compromise my integrity by referencing them earlier. (Also, TIL about 'astroturfing'.) If anyone finds another verifiable fake review from Bioware, feel free to post it.

EDIT 5: Russian Bioware forum. (Original.) - This is not an official site; apologies.

EDIT 6: Story picked up by CapsuleComputers, GamerTell, Pubvo, VividGamer, Nexus404, PixelApocolypse, TechSpotlight, VGChartz and Thumb-Culture (where my attempt at investigative journalism is referred to as "slightly stalkerish". Thanks to everyone sending me links, tough to keep up.

EDIT 7: Gamepro, Escapist, Kotaku (EA's Senior Public Relations Mananger responds).

EDIT 8: EA's response: "Of course" we did it, "that's how it works." Apparently their public relations manager is unable to grasp the distinction between voting for industry accolades (analogous to the Oscars or Grammy's), and manipulating review scores to influence consumer purchasing decisions (analogous to the example below from the FTC guide). So your fears have been realized. This is company policy at EA/Bioware, and further, they're not ashamed in the least. (Note the amount of downvotes this post has received since the story broke on Kotaku; another harmless coincidence from your friends at EA/Bioware.)
Visual aid here.

Dynamithix 03-16-2011 12:42 PM

Wow, sad.

MA 03-16-2011 12:43 PM









love these.

MeechMunchie 03-16-2011 01:01 PM

TF2 mixes are unreliable. This one is skillfully made and the effect is pure gold.


Mac Sirloin 03-16-2011 01:47 PM

It's an audible tragedy compared to the actual song. TF2 Remixes are crap.


1:25: Drunk Mac.

Nate 03-16-2011 05:00 PM

The Mario Brothers movie as it should have been
 

Disgruntled Intern 03-16-2011 09:40 PM

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That's what you get, boyeee.


http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_li...z1efo1_400.gif

Ridg3 03-17-2011 07:05 AM



Fucking 5 seconds in is the best dance move ever.

THE FUCKING CHAINSAW.

MeechMunchie 03-17-2011 08:52 AM

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It's an audible tragedy compared to the actual song. TF2 Remixes are crap.

I'd say The Pyro is a slightly better singer than Rhianna.

Mac Sirloin 03-17-2011 10:02 AM

I would actually have been okay with just the Eminem lyrics and the Pyro. I hate the Scout's voice. It's deliberately infuriating.