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Nate 07-09-2009 04:35 AM

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Is it: shut the hell up?


I just had to delete the snarky response I wrote when I thought shaman was directing that at me...

Laser 07-09-2009 06:41 AM

Splitting the Hylem?

shaman 07-09-2009 08:34 AM

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I just had to delete the snarky response I wrote when I thought shaman was directing that at me...

Not at all...:)

MA 07-11-2009 04:52 PM

i'll give you a fucking riddle;

They call me a man, but I'll never have a wife.
I was given a body, but not given life.
They made me a mouth, but didn't give me breath.
Water gives me life and sun brings me death.
What am I?

joshkrz 07-11-2009 04:55 PM

An unmarried dead man with no mouth, which died of sun stroke at the bottom of the sea?

Nevermind then.

EDIT: Oh wait, perhaps it's a snowman if water means snow...?

Wings of Fire 07-11-2009 04:57 PM

I've seen many snowmen with wives.

MA 07-13-2009 10:05 AM

snowman is correct. for the record, i agree with you there WoF.

I'm a god, a planet, & measurer of heat.
Who am I?

OANST 07-13-2009 10:13 AM

Mercury.

MA 07-13-2009 10:20 AM

yes.

I'm white and used for cutting & grinding.
When I'm damaged, humans usually remove me or fill me.
For most animals I am a useful tool.
What am I?

OANST 07-13-2009 10:21 AM

Nails.

Oh, god. So stupid. Teeth.

MA 07-13-2009 10:29 AM

thats the one.

I am a rock group that has 4 members,
all of whom are dead,
one of which was assasinated.
What am I?

the 'what am i?' should be a clue.

OddjobAbe 07-13-2009 10:34 AM

Mount Rushmore.

MA 07-13-2009 10:37 AM

yep!

The answer I give is yes, but what I mean is no.
What was the question?

may require a bit of pondering.

OddjobAbe 07-13-2009 10:38 AM

Was the size of my member satisfactory?

OANST 07-13-2009 10:38 AM

Are you straight?

MA 07-13-2009 10:40 AM

HA! good answers, but no.

why do i never notice how dirty a riddle can be?

Nate 07-13-2009 05:02 PM

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Pretty sure this hasn't been posted:

What is it that a woman can do only once in her life, and only in the morning, but that a man can do whenever and wherever and as many times as he wants?

I want to point out that this one was never answered. Or if it was, I missed it and want someone to point it out to me.

MA 07-26-2009 09:48 AM

i am in no way attempting to revive this thread, i am just posting the final scores for the overall winners before i forget.

OddjobAbe: 29
BM: 1
ArtemisPanthar: 12
MA: 6
Kastere: 7
MeechMunchie: 5
Laser: 7
Mojo: 2
Wings of Fire: 9
Nate: 4
OANST: 11
shaman: 6
drag0nbane442: 1
Fuzzle King: 1
joshkrz: 5

in third place with 11 points is OANST, the 'Riddle Worker Outer'.

in second place with 12 points is ArtemisPanthar, the 'Madam of Twisted Logic'.

and in first place with an impressive 29 points is OddjobAbe, the 'Master of All Things Riddley'.

well done chaps, it was good while it lasted...or was it?
you thought it was a riddle, didn't you?

OddjobAbe 07-26-2009 10:45 AM

I had good fun turning my title into innuendo. Very good fun indeed.