Only if he has done all his homework first.
If I accidentally deleted paint from my computer, how do I download it again? |
Only if he has done all his homework first.
If I accidentally deleted paint from my computer, how do I download it again? |
A: First, wipe your hard drive, and I'll give you further instructions afterwards.
Q: Why did you double post? |
A: He made an oopsie.
Q: What's green, pink, and pokey? |
A: A watermelon with various spikes shoved through it.
Q: If zombies were chasing you, could you out run them? |
A: Depends if they're wearing rollerskates.
Q: What's your spice? |
A: Well, I have 11, some are herbs though to. Its just a coincedence that KFC uses the same ones.
Q: If you had to steal a cow, a chicken and a horse, would you wear an orange coat or a pink one? |
A: Neither. I despise wearing both colors.
Q: If you had a stalker, how would you get rid of him/her? |
A: Strap him/her to a horse and make the horse run off the edge of a cliff, into a pile of serated cardboard boxes.
Q: What weapons will be used in WW3? |
People with pointy finger nails.
How would you try to beat a 500 ton man in a fight? |
:
I would climb on his back where he couldn't reach How do you like your potroast? |
A: I like my salt with a little bit of potroast.
Q: Squee? |
A: No no, Nny.
Q: Who let the dogs out? |
A:An iliterate person who can read the sign: keep cages closed.
Q: In Zelda four swords adventures if the Links personalities go by: Green Link- leader Red Link- agressive fighter Blue Link- Cool/smart What personality does Purple Link have? |
A: Idiocy
Q: which came first, the chicken or a different chickens egg? |
A: Actually, there was a random explosion of feathers, and when everything settled there were two chickens standing there and the rest is history.
Q: If a woodchuck could chuck wood, what would his name be? |
A: Chuck Norris
Q: E=MC squared? |
A: E=MC Chucked.
Q: How do you shake your groove thang? |
A: In a respectful and non-offensive manner.
Q: Why is my chemistry class so unbelievably monotonous? |
A. Because its fun!
Q. What do maggots taste like on easter? |
A: Maggots :)
Q: MILK OUT THE NOSE?!?!? ( Also I'm glad someone started the Q A part in thier response again I was gonna but didn't) |
A: Um...no?
Q: Who is, without a doubt, the king of comedy? (Also, I haven't the slightest clue what you were talking about in those brackets.) |
Saddam Hussein.
Sunglasses look better on Snuzi, don't they? |
A: Depends if there's a squirrel on their head.
Q: Safety Dance? |
A. Hell yes!!!!!!
Q. If I die, am I still alive? |
A: Nope. You'll be dead if you die.
Q: Who loves Bengay? |
A: Gay Ben.
Q: Why do you close your eyes when we make love? |
A: Because you're ugly and you dont satasfy me.:laugh:
Q: Have you BBQed yet this year? |
A: Nope. It's too cold for that.
Q: Why is today such a dreadful day? |
A: It isn't and I just got done eating my BBQ lol
Q: Do you like to fell the wind in your hair? |