oar through the

slimy olive-coloured water

which reeked of

pepper stuffed olives

and dirty socks

.And suddenly, the

Giant lobster ate

the crunchy seaweed

Because it tasted

like crunchy seaweed

OT:...Creative.

and satisfied its

which it liked

OT: What?

to the point

when crunchy seaweed

would suddenly implode

in his stomach

OT: I usually wait for multiple posts before I post but no one seems to be on..

Which bled violently

until the lobster

used a bazooka

to expel the

Evil alien monkey

from his stomach.

Then the pirate

ate the glowing

Radioactive mcdonald's cheeseburger

which squirmed, screaming

Out death threats

, threatening a lawsuit,

and crying rape.

Then, an attorney