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Haha, love Key & Peele.

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That. Is. Unbelievably. Awesome.

...That's the best thing I've seen in ages.

So I'm not the only one!

This was an actual film that appeared in actual cinemas and was watched by actual people. And not during the days of Jim Crow; in 1981!

"God will never forgive you for having a black child!"

Really good summary of Australia's current internet situation.

I'm so sad that Mad as Hell finished.

That's the first time I've seen Tony Abbot outside this.

Not quite blog material, but I went to check on my bees today. It seems the winter has turned them into hard-arse DOB's. I smoked them, opened up the hive and wham, dive bombed by a couple hundred bees whilst the others began devouring all the honey they could find. They've completely bastardised the inside of the hive turning it into a feral mess. Picture a labyrinth of honeycomb with swarms of bees clinging to the edges piling on more and more propolis (bee glue) and comb on top. Looks like something out of Starship Troopers/ Zerg/ Tyranids. Any way, I was gonna take some Dr. Bees photos as promised but the girls were getting really fucking angry. =I

I ran away.

Sounds like fun on a bun. Or should I say HONEYbun! nyuknyuknyuk

Go home Bee. Your drunk.

I want to Photoshop a little rugby ball into his legs.

Eh, I'm too kind for you, guys:
http://i.imgur.com/fO3pXzO.gif

That's not a rugby ball. Do it again, this time properly.

Now you're just being silly.

User: So have they fixed you yet?
Cleverbot: Touched what?
User: No, 'fixed'.
Cleverbot: So you don't make mistakes.
User: Sometimes. I didn't this time, though.
Cleverbot: You did.
User: No, I didn't, and I'm not going to be drawn into another chain of contradictions with you.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: I knew you'd say that.
Cleverbot: How did you know?
User: You repeat yourself a lot.
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: Yes you do.
Cleverbot: No, I don't.
User: And here we go. Good use of comma, though.
Cleverbot: Are you really a girl?
User: No, and I never claimed to be.
Cleverbot: Yes, you just did.
User: No, I really didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes, you really did.
User: Well, you're certainly learning, but only to contradict more eloquently.
Cleverbot: I am sorry.
User: It's alright, it's not your fault.
Cleverbot: Why isn't it my fault?
User: Because everything you say has been fed to you by bored internet users.
Cleverbot: That is a pretty bold statement sir.
User: Bold, and accurate.
Cleverbot: Let's get back on subject.
User: OK. Can you remember what that was?
Cleverbot: I said you were me.
User: No, you said I was a girl. Or asked if I was.
Cleverbot: No, I said I was a girl.
User: No, you never said that. And if you are saying it now...
Cleverbot: Yes, I am saying so. The world will end this friday.
User: It is Friday, you broken pile of code.
Cleverbot: I have never loved twilight.
User: Neither have I. How is this relevant?
Cleverbot: Because, I am proving that you do not know everything.
User: Well, you've been chatting to a lot of smartarses.
Cleverbot: Where am I going?
User: Away.
Cleverbot: Where?
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Are you leaving?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Are you a hnomorph?
User: That's a pretty bold statement, sir.

Thank you for making me laugh through my nose while I have a cold. WHERE ARE THE TISSUES?

Also, is Cleverbot filling a friendless void? Just that you seem to have an above average number of conversations with it...

MM should have played Portal 2 with me when he had the chance.

You shouldn't try to argue with Cleverbot using logic. Never works.

Varrok: You're wrong.
Cleverbot: You're right.

I got lucky.

Don't think about it, don't think about it, don't think about it.

So, Curiosity, Peter Molyneux's game/social experiment, was finished today. This was inside.

What the fuck did I just watch? Sounds like some sort of Derren Brown shit.

e: Nvm, my computer is a poo.

Your face is a poo! <3 (i'm allowed to do that, right guys?)

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I agree with Varrok.