The Thing was great but the game adaption was horrid. It was like Half Life and Resident Evil had a mistake of a child.
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I, myself, haven't seen the original for more than 20 minutes and it seemed good. I have to look it up soon...
Also, on-topic; I just saw Sintel and I thought it was good... at the beginning. The end is just stupid and doesn't make sense. It does have pretty visuals tho'. |
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Has anyone ever seen Alien 3000? It was so unintentionally funny.
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The whole movie's been uploaded to YouTube, you guys should check it out. |
I own it.
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I just saw Hierro, some stupid thriller about an island, a woman and a child. It looked good, the cover says "from the makers of Pan's Labyrinth and Orphanage." Bullshit it was, the movie fucking sucked. I'm going to spoil it to all of you just so you'll never have to see it:
The story is so fucking unoriginal, there's this woman driving around and she crashes with her son. The woman wakes up early tomorrow and son isn't there. Then the real plot begins. Another woman and her sister are on a fucking boat or some shit. Both of them have a child. The main character's child disappears when they're going to some fucking island. Then she desperately stays in the island for like a week trying to find that fucking bastard child. It appears that the child was fucking drowned or some shit like that, and she says it's not her fucking child. What a fucktard! And then she keeps looking and looking until she finds some other fucking child, which isn't fucking her's. So she takes that fucking child, and tries to escape the fucking island, but at the end, she finds out that the fucking kid she checked if it's her son, WAS her son. Fucking original. And then she's taken to a mental hospital or some fucking stupid shit like that, and finally the movie fucking ends. Fuck, it was stupid. Fuckin' fuck fuck... |
Cool, sounds like a good film.
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'Fucking' is only funny when Lord Sirloin uses it.
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I wasn't even trying to be funny, the movie is so horrible it deserves those 'fuck's and 'fucking's.
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South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut. It was fantastic, the ending was wonderful and I'm only sorry that I never saw it at the pictures. I bet in the cinema it's epic.
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It is amazing, but it could've been less musical-like.
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Aye, the South Park movie was a bit on the musical side but at least some of them were funny. Loved the Big Gay Al song. |
I just attempted to watch 2001: A Space Odyssey.
And failed. I gave up after 15 minutes of monkeys and about an hour of the most boring space transit ever. |
Come on, give it a chance. It was hilarious.
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Yeah, I didn't mean the music/songs in it were bad, they were hilarious actually, just that it was a bit over the top. Also, I didn't know that the famous "Fucking Windows '98!" quote came from South Park movie, now I know. |
The general wasn't only cool for that, he killed Bill Gates too.
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Watch 2010 it's MUCH better, one of my favorite movies actually. |
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But if it was less like a musical, it wouldn't have been the same film. The songs are a significant part of what makes it awesome.
Also the fact that they're such a clear take-off of certain Disney films, especially Beauty and the Beast. |
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so the new transformers movie will be called "the dark of the moon". sounds dark, maybe it'll be dark.
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Just watched Dawn of the Dead for the umpteenth time. It's been a while since I've seen a version that didn't have the full Goblin soundtrack. While it's technically not as good, a lot of scenes do play off much better with the stock music. Especially the scene with the priest. With the Goblin soundtrack, you almost expect Thriller to start.
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The last Airbender.
I have never seen a film which is so unintentionally funny in my life. |
Webs.
Fuck that was... ... You just have to watch it, it's so bad. |
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Anyone seen the Hills Have Eyes 2...or Valhalla Rising, that film is fucking A, a bit hard to understand but still amazing.
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Unicron, that could be cool.
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I hope they turn Earth into Primus and have a space punch-up.
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Unicron and Primus punching each other in space? That'll more than make up for the second movie.
They can't possibly mess up Unicron any worse than they messed up Galactus >_> so I'm not worried |
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Ughghgughgughgh
I really do not like the woman who plays her in that movie. Also the Resident Evil movies. She's garbage. |
I just saw Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2. Oh god, why did I rent that garbage. If you like movies that are extremely stupid and has weird wannabe goth girls dancing backwards, this movie is made for you. I kind of liked the first one because of it's realistic feel to it, but this one just was so fucking cliché.
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