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Alcar 12-20-2009 07:31 PM

As long as it's administrated by a country that doesn't still measure in royalty's feet.

Alcar...

Leto 12-20-2009 10:06 PM

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I once saw one that was shaped like a periscope; pointed straight up but curved forward at the top. Also, some two or three inches shorter than he claimed it to be.

Thankfully he scored reasonably on the WoF 'Other Parts' scale.

a man with peen issues (obv not you) always says he is at least 1 inch bigger than he actually is.

Nate 12-21-2009 04:27 AM

The other issue is that most guys don't know where they're meant to measure from, so they put the ruler under their wang, thus giving themselves several extra inches. Measurement is meant to happen along the top, thus giving a more standardised arrangement whilst being rather less flattering to the individual.

Alcar 12-21-2009 05:09 AM

I, too, am frustrated by that. It can ruin an evening.

Alcar...

Sekto Springs 12-21-2009 05:12 AM

lol dicks

MeechMunchie 12-21-2009 06:12 AM

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The other issue is that most guys don't know where they're meant to measure from, so they put the ruler under their wang, thus giving themselves several extra inches. Measurement is meant to happen along the top, thus giving a more standardised arrangement whilst being rather less flattering to the individual.

Ah, thankyou. I'm genuinely glad you cleared that up.

Hobo 12-21-2009 08:51 AM

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I'm sorry, Leto. What do you do if you happen to be at the beach by yourself?

Why'd you be at the beach by yourself?

Havoc 12-21-2009 09:04 AM

Sake of argument stuff...

OddjobAbe 12-21-2009 10:12 AM

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Why'd you be at the beach by yourself?

Because nobody wants to indulge in his hobby of tiger-fucking with him.

Havoc 12-21-2009 10:20 AM

I don't fuck tigers at the beach dude, I'd get arrested.

OddjobAbe 12-21-2009 10:21 AM

Exactly why even the furries won't accompany you.

Havoc 12-21-2009 11:55 AM

Yeah, that makes no sense. Try again.

Disgruntled Intern 12-21-2009 12:01 PM

It made sense to me.

OANST 12-21-2009 12:04 PM

DI sees the patterns.

Disgruntled Intern 12-21-2009 12:04 PM

DI sees all.

Leto 12-21-2009 12:57 PM

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Why'd you be at the beach by yourself?

Pedophilia

Nate 12-21-2009 03:42 PM

How can you be a paedophile without anyone else around?

Disgruntled Intern 12-21-2009 04:40 PM

Nate, you're not looking for the pattern

Havoc 12-21-2009 05:28 PM

It's no pattern. It's a spoon.

Disgruntled Intern 12-21-2009 05:59 PM

That's just stupid.

Havoc 12-21-2009 06:00 PM

No... no it's not.

Nate 12-21-2009 06:02 PM

http://cover6.cduniverse.com/CDUCove...35/7006035.jpg

This is the Sugar Spoon. It also has a nice pattern.

In other words, get the fuck back on topic.

Havoc 12-21-2009 07:16 PM

Is that the Infraction Dildo of Doom?

Nate 12-21-2009 08:21 PM

No, it's the Sugar Spoon. Can't you read?

Sekto Springs 12-21-2009 08:35 PM

http://soda-sybaris.quirk.biz/img.q?...IR01IA&id=2857

lulz

Pilot 12-21-2009 09:15 PM

http://www.oddworldforums.net/attach...1&d=1261460150

Secks.

used:) 12-21-2009 09:33 PM

Image no worky.

Pilot 12-21-2009 09:36 PM

There.

used:) 12-21-2009 09:38 PM

So, you liked Avatar too then?

Pilot 12-21-2009 09:43 PM

YES

Why, it IS Peter's new avatar.

used:) 12-21-2009 09:51 PM

You lie.

Leto 12-21-2009 10:15 PM

lolpilot. awesome.

Nate 12-21-2009 11:01 PM

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YES

Why, it IS Peter's new avatar.

Oh god... if only I could edit Peter's account.

abe is now! 12-29-2009 12:06 PM

Guys, I've seen Teeth... I'm afraid of vagina! :dead:

Josh 12-29-2009 12:08 PM

Puh-lease. I was afraid of vaginas before I saw Teeth.

OANST 12-29-2009 12:11 PM

I ain't afraid of no teeth. I've been a big fan of the mouth for years.

abe is now! 12-29-2009 12:16 PM

But what about a vagina that cuts your penis when you're having sex? And maybe a dod eats it then.

OANST 12-29-2009 12:25 PM

Take your lady friend to the dentist.

MA 12-29-2009 01:46 PM

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But what about a vagina that cuts your penis when you're having sex? And maybe a dod eats it then.

leave Ken out of this.

Pilot 12-29-2009 06:47 PM

I.... I just don't know how the lot of you keep these conversations going. No idea.