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Alcar 12-20-2009 06:31 PM

As long as it's administrated by a country that doesn't still measure in royalty's feet.

Alcar...

Leto 12-20-2009 09:06 PM

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I once saw one that was shaped like a periscope; pointed straight up but curved forward at the top. Also, some two or three inches shorter than he claimed it to be.

Thankfully he scored reasonably on the WoF 'Other Parts' scale.

a man with peen issues (obv not you) always says he is at least 1 inch bigger than he actually is.

Nate 12-21-2009 03:27 AM

The other issue is that most guys don't know where they're meant to measure from, so they put the ruler under their wang, thus giving themselves several extra inches. Measurement is meant to happen along the top, thus giving a more standardised arrangement whilst being rather less flattering to the individual.

Alcar 12-21-2009 04:09 AM

I, too, am frustrated by that. It can ruin an evening.

Alcar...

Sekto Springs 12-21-2009 04:12 AM

lol dicks

MeechMunchie 12-21-2009 05:12 AM

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The other issue is that most guys don't know where they're meant to measure from, so they put the ruler under their wang, thus giving themselves several extra inches. Measurement is meant to happen along the top, thus giving a more standardised arrangement whilst being rather less flattering to the individual.

Ah, thankyou. I'm genuinely glad you cleared that up.

Hobo 12-21-2009 07:51 AM

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I'm sorry, Leto. What do you do if you happen to be at the beach by yourself?

Why'd you be at the beach by yourself?

Havoc 12-21-2009 08:04 AM

Sake of argument stuff...

OddjobAbe 12-21-2009 09:12 AM

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Why'd you be at the beach by yourself?

Because nobody wants to indulge in his hobby of tiger-fucking with him.

Havoc 12-21-2009 09:20 AM

I don't fuck tigers at the beach dude, I'd get arrested.

OddjobAbe 12-21-2009 09:21 AM

Exactly why even the furries won't accompany you.

Havoc 12-21-2009 10:55 AM

Yeah, that makes no sense. Try again.

Disgruntled Intern 12-21-2009 11:01 AM

It made sense to me.

OANST 12-21-2009 11:04 AM

DI sees the patterns.

Disgruntled Intern 12-21-2009 11:04 AM

DI sees all.

Leto 12-21-2009 11:57 AM

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Why'd you be at the beach by yourself?

Pedophilia

Nate 12-21-2009 02:42 PM

How can you be a paedophile without anyone else around?

Disgruntled Intern 12-21-2009 03:40 PM

Nate, you're not looking for the pattern

Havoc 12-21-2009 04:28 PM

It's no pattern. It's a spoon.

Disgruntled Intern 12-21-2009 04:59 PM

That's just stupid.

Havoc 12-21-2009 05:00 PM

No... no it's not.

Nate 12-21-2009 05:02 PM

http://cover6.cduniverse.com/CDUCove...35/7006035.jpg

This is the Sugar Spoon. It also has a nice pattern.

In other words, get the fuck back on topic.

Havoc 12-21-2009 06:16 PM

Is that the Infraction Dildo of Doom?

Nate 12-21-2009 07:21 PM

No, it's the Sugar Spoon. Can't you read?

Sekto Springs 12-21-2009 07:35 PM

http://soda-sybaris.quirk.biz/img.q?...IR01IA&id=2857

lulz

Pilot 12-21-2009 08:15 PM

http://www.oddworldforums.net/attach...1&d=1261460150

Secks.

used:) 12-21-2009 08:33 PM

Image no worky.

Pilot 12-21-2009 08:36 PM

There.

used:) 12-21-2009 08:38 PM

So, you liked Avatar too then?

Pilot 12-21-2009 08:43 PM

YES

Why, it IS Peter's new avatar.

used:) 12-21-2009 08:51 PM

You lie.

Leto 12-21-2009 09:15 PM

lolpilot. awesome.

Nate 12-21-2009 10:01 PM

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YES

Why, it IS Peter's new avatar.

Oh god... if only I could edit Peter's account.

abe is now! 12-29-2009 11:06 AM

Guys, I've seen Teeth... I'm afraid of vagina! :dead:

Josh 12-29-2009 11:08 AM

Puh-lease. I was afraid of vaginas before I saw Teeth.

OANST 12-29-2009 11:11 AM

I ain't afraid of no teeth. I've been a big fan of the mouth for years.

abe is now! 12-29-2009 11:16 AM

But what about a vagina that cuts your penis when you're having sex? And maybe a dod eats it then.

OANST 12-29-2009 11:25 AM

Take your lady friend to the dentist.

MA 12-29-2009 12:46 PM

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But what about a vagina that cuts your penis when you're having sex? And maybe a dod eats it then.

leave Ken out of this.

Pilot 12-29-2009 05:47 PM

I.... I just don't know how the lot of you keep these conversations going. No idea.