It's not denying, so much as a 'tiptoeing around my identity because I want to be a broody teenager'.

we've all been there. a few stay.

Huh?

So no one found the correlation between breakfast and virginity interesting?

Interesting, yes. But correlation does not equal causation. More likely another factor is responsible for both (if there is any relationship at all). Those influencing responsibility seem probable.

For breakfast today I had dinner. For dinner I will have breakfast.

Where’s my bedroom fun?

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ALL TALKING ABOUT

My door is always unlocked....

We'll be having a dinner screwjob followed by a breakfast massage.

Penis!

It's the usual sexual innuendo that Pilot takes one step too far. It happens.

I'd like to elaborate on this. If you are insinuating that I'm just being a broody teenager and/or going through a phase, then I would point out to you that I have been feeling this way for at least 4 years now.

Oh, and, I get cuddly with males.

On here, that is not a big deal. =/

I was an idiot for more than four years, so you probably are going through a phase.

Certainly. There are also more than 4 'teen' years.

Ewww, another poof.

I cuddle guys =(.

5/5 for both last times, one was in a forest, in the middle of winter. I think it rained halfway through.

Am I a manly man yet?

Not unless it was a bear you were fucking.

It's almost preferred. Almost.

I know. What the fuck is with oddworld and turd-tappers?

Is he still gay if he fantasizes about being a woman getting raped by a Starfish?

That’s even gayer than most fags dare.

I'm not sure why, but it does indeed seem like every male on here except myself has had a homosexual experience. Yes, AIN counts because he hit himself in the face with splooge.

Surely if your definition of 'homosexual experience' is so general, everyone who's ever maturbated is gay?

I haven't had a gay experience!

Which is a failure on Peter's part.

Whoa! I just heard a half dozen hearts break!

I havent. But I havent had a heterosexual experience worth noting either so I probably don't count.
*Is still "un-proudly waiting for the right person"...¬_¬*

you can't say you're waiting for the right person until you've had any offers.

Hence the joke, referring to the earlier discussion of this.

Bad Leto D:

Yes you can. It’s when you’re going around looking for anyone to have your wicked ways with you can’t say that.

Before you get any offers, what you can’t claim is that you’re nobly resisting all advances.

I haven't had any homosexual experiences.

Well, I let my friend watch me rail some coked out broad at a party once, but that was more their idea than mine.

I wondered this too until I figured out the common denominator:

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/od...300px-Abe0.jpg

It's Abe the asexual sex god. He's androgynous enough of a hero to be attractive to both sexes. Who couldn't like THAT bod hmm? :p All I can say is that whomever chose this pose was.... um..... thinking about sumpin'!

Now it also couldn't be that the forum-founder-in-absence Sydney is a trannie, could it? That doesn't make sense because it wasn't him/her that attracted all our gay members.

It is interesting though at the turn of events that put us all here right now though isn't it? Having concluded nothing, I now end this pointless post.

No. Just no.

I didn't think you were as stupid as that post appears to show.

...

I didn't fantasise about that. I fantasised about me getting raped by a starfish. Difference.

Not appreciated.

I've always theorised that Alcar had embedded a javascript to pop subliminal pictures of wangs on to member's screens. Thus it's not that Oddworld attracts the poojabbers, it's that this forum is turning people over.

Well that just proves it's a phase then, doesn't it?

I have the subliminal popups operating randomly.

But if that is the case... how did I turn out so fabulous? to begin with, in order for me to turn the rest of you poofs into... er, poofs :p

Alcar...

Because people get so worked up about the phase that they defend it a lot and it gets so ingrained into their head they forget it was a phase and just live with it?

Nope. I can tell you from experience, that when people think they're going through a gay phase, they don't defend it. They convince themselves that it is just a phase and they'll get over it.

What if they're one of those people who say they're gay or whatever because it's the thing? We had a period like that in my High School in Beijing. Was much hilariousness.

I've never heard of that occurring in any Australian school. It would have be very entertaining though. There were a few people I had crushes on, t'would have been a gay old time :D

Alcar...

Oh, it was. the prettyboys did themselves up and stuff, and the american students were so disgusted that one of them transferred. =3

I've heard of the trend of saying you're bi just to get attention, the problem with saying you're gay is someone might call your bluff.

I identify pan, for romantic and aesthetic reasons.

if i would be a girl, i would be a lesbian