a blue meanie and his nasty sister patsy tried to rob lovely Rita the meter maid. John, being enraged by this.....
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...killed everyone he knew in celebration, including himself! So JTCC #81 decided to...
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....be a used car salesman and got a job selling cars, but apparently the manager of the dealership was a drugdealer as well and got John involved with....
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...smuggling drugs into foreign countries by hiding them inside of his excessively large...
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......bellybutton. John did so well in drug smugling, he got promoted to....
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....pimp. He changed his name to pimpy the pimpingest cow and started wearing lots of bling. He made so much money off his hoes that....
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......he decided to start his own exoctic film company, called...
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... Porn stars R Us who would specialize in ...
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...the delivery of John The Pimp Cow's very own manure. Obviously hot on the market, he had to start his own crime racket. This involved...
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.....drinking lots of alcohol and....
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....long hours of trying on fur coats. Suddenly a drug war arose...
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.....and John had an unhappy customer who wanted John to....
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...kiss his...
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Toe which is infected with...
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...The Fly's evil fungus!!!! Such a small thing could not have started a war all by itself. There was a second person...
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...who was upset with John and wanted his toe kissed too! Then, out of nowhere, millions of unhappy customers had an obsession with John kissing their toes. So John decided to....
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...not kiss their toes, cus'they were all fungusy! So he said that he wouldn't kiss the toes, so they ripped him to pieces and ate him raw! Anyway, JTCC #80...
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.....decided to make a software company with computers that never....
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...die, they just keep going and going just like...
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...Bobaloo(or so i've heard). SO those computers were so smart that they decided to take over the world by...
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....melting brains with simulated dragon fire which...
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...destroyed all of the stupid people in the world! SO now there are just 500 people on the earth and 79 more JTCC's. So JTCC #79 said...
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.....he'd run for president. John got elected, and to fix the short human population problem, he made everyone get married at the age of....
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...78. His secret plan was to eliminate the human race now that they all demanded to eat beef for a living. But, watching from another planet, an alien race would not let this happen because they wanted to study humans. This race was known as...
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...the Bagolls! *jumps in fright* :eek: So they captured a few people, impregnated them with aliens babies, and...
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......named them all......
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...Samara! Like that evil little girl from the Ring. So John decided to take some action! He...
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...started impregnating humans with his own gene, and created a new gene pool. Now we have 5 races pitting against each othe in total carnage. Out of the Human-Cows, Human-Aliens, Cows, Aliens and humans there was only one victor...
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....the robots! The robots and insects teamed together to make a huge super-race that killed all the aliens and cows. The insectoids lived in peace on planet Earth until one day....
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...John 79 emerged from hiding with all of Saddams weapons of mass destruction and completely destroyed the robot threat. He then used his secret power to bring back everyone who had died in the preceding year. Agent smith and Yogi jumped with joy and had hot gay sex all into the night. Later....
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