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Nate 11-04-2008 01:41 AM

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Trust me, she ain't that kinda girl.

I'm sure that's what all the guys who are crap in bed think.

But I *really* don't understand the point of faking an orgasm. What girls should do is give their guy a glare and say "Try harder next time". God knows I've done that.

Leto 11-04-2008 06:29 PM

Natures rubix cube.

Rex Tirano 11-05-2008 07:32 AM

Sometimes you just get bored...

So you fake it to get it over with.

- Rexy

Wil 11-05-2008 07:53 AM

Like paying attention in lectures.

Rex Tirano 11-06-2008 03:42 AM

Exactly.

- Rexy

Kimon 11-06-2008 08:18 PM

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I'm sure that's what all the guys who are crap in bed think.

Very rude, Nate.

Nate 11-06-2008 10:06 PM

I wasn't *necessarily* implying that you were crap in bed. Just that guys who *are* crap in bed would say that sort of thing. sorry

Kimon 11-07-2008 10:26 AM

Grr, forgiven.

mitsur 11-07-2008 07:57 PM

I plan to fake it every time. My scheme is to say "Oh shit, is that someone at the window watching us?" and then, as she looks away, to pop the mayo packet I've had hidden in my left sock all over her nearest appendage. It should pass for the real thing since it's become slightly warm and thus will be un-congealed by the heat of my foot.

Why fake it, you ask? If you don't know why, you have no buisness asking.

Nate 11-07-2008 08:19 PM

You have me worried now that you are unable to (ahem) produce your own mayonnaise...

Oddsville 11-07-2008 09:04 PM

Or you could use ketchup, and tell them 'that happens sometimes'. Problem solved! *dont ask how!*

Alcar 11-07-2008 09:04 PM

Perhaps he suspects every woman of wanting his children?

Alcar...

Bullet Magnet 11-08-2008 06:27 AM

I have secretly replaced his testicles with a pair of carved rubber erasers.

mitsur 11-08-2008 12:32 PM

Damn! Apparently BM doesn't understand that the word 'Confidential' does not mean 'Blurt out whenever it suits the situation.'

mudling 11-10-2008 02:18 AM

Where did you put them?

Nemo 11-10-2008 02:21 AM

In her pooper.

Wings of Fire 11-10-2008 05:43 AM

0/5 :( didn't happen, rain cancelled play.

Although I have at least three amusing anecdotes about being discovered making out by one of her little sisters >.> that house is too small for six family members.

He dad didn't shoot me however, even after seeing the marks I made. So in the grand scheme of things the weekend was a triumph.

Fuzzle Guy 11-10-2008 07:42 AM

I think her Dad caused the rain.

OANST 11-10-2008 08:25 AM

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I think her Dad caused the rain.

He gives the best golden showers.

Pilot 11-10-2008 05:40 PM

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He gives the best golden showers.

Haha.... BAM!

abe is now! 11-13-2008 12:19 PM

5/5 it has been a blowjob.

Hobo 11-13-2008 12:29 PM

The terrible English makes your posts in this thread evermore disturbing.

OANST 11-13-2008 02:20 PM

5/5. It has been a woman.

abe is now! 11-15-2008 04:42 AM

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The terrible English makes your posts in this thread evermore disturbing.

Sorry but I'm not English... so I could say, she gave me a blowjob... is it better?

Wil 11-15-2008 07:15 AM

Ohhh, now I get it. Now I can picture what she did to you. Thank you, AIN.

Havoc 11-15-2008 07:35 AM

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Sorry but I'm not English... so I could say, she gave me a blowjob... is it better?


A what? Whats that? :fuzconf:

abe is now! 11-15-2008 09:42 AM

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A what? Whats that? :fuzconf:

A blowjob... don't you know what's that?

OANST 11-15-2008 09:46 AM

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A blowjob... don't you know what's that?

Could you tell us what's that? I've been mulling it over and haven't been able to decide on a solid description of what's that. Something to do with lost eyelashes, I think.

abe is now! 11-15-2008 09:54 AM

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Could you tell us what's that? I've been mulling it over and haven't been able to decide on a solid description of what's that. Something to do with lost eyelashes, I think.

I have always thought that a blowjob was a sexual act...

Havoc 11-15-2008 09:57 AM

I got that far! But what kind of sexual act? I've never heard of it. What happens?