Haha, what a kidder!

I wish Alex2405 gets zapped by his own electricity powers.

Not Granted!



I wish nobody would want my death!

Evryone gets a hitman to kill you

I wish I was spiderman

Granted, but you get struck by lightning. Swing on webs isn't the best idea in a thunder storm.

I wish Slig 7665's username was Slig 1337.

Not Granted!




I wish i was a Vykker!

You become a Vykker, but the Interns have a mutiny and slice you up.

I wish Alex would stop saying Not Granted!

Granted but his corruptions are a load of crap

I wish sligs whould rise insted of alf

All Sligs Die!



I wish alf_shall_rise's wishes shall not include me!

Heh...

I wish Alex would call me Alf, to spare time.

He stops calling you alf shall rise but calls you an anoying name like alfo insted

I wish alf whould go on the odd chat thing

You get....HAVOC INSTEAD!

I wish my site was huge.

It's so big, it crashes the server of your provider, thus wiping out the internet of hundreds of people. They are very angry about this. They form a mob and lynch you.

I wish you guys would learn how to corrupt wishes properly. "Not Granted" isn't corrupting it.

I accept that, but I dunno bout Alex...

I wish I was made of paper. (so obvious how to corrupt this one)

Granted. You are made out of paper. You go to swimming one day. You start to swim, but as you do, the paper gets all soggy and starts to rip apart. They then clear the pool of the paper and burn it for fuel to keep the swimming pool going. Hooray!

I wish I was made out of uh...Dark Matter!

You become a shadow and sun makes you invisible!



I wish Alf will take me seriously!

Granted. Alf becomes so serious the world blows up and is scattered across the universe, until a giant torpedo lauched by Chubco. blows the universe up and everything in it dies in a hellish firestorm which will never end for lets say, 100000 - nanoseconds! In that time you all die including me though, so blah.

I wish I was not so serious.

Granted! But Alex Takes you seriously...
So Seriously that he kills you when you jokingly say i wish i was dead

I wish the bully who bullies my brother would suffer the most painful and embarassing illness ever

Not Granted!




I wish people will take me seriously!

Granted. People will take you so seriously it won't be serious.

I wish Alex wouldn't use the same wish!

I will wish the same thing forever!




I wish i lived in Monsaic Lines!

The native Mudokons there hate you.

I wish I will finish Arrack.

Granted, but he is so ugly you throw up all over it and then have a hissy fit and kill your family.
I wish I could beat up this irritating sk**k at my school without getting told off.

Granted, but you kill yourself form guilt.


Fuck Alex.

????
Well,uhhh....granted, and you get AIDS.
(well, I wouldnt kill myself from guilt, shes a bi*ch :) )

I wish I had a pet archfiend (my avatar is a one)

He kills you!


I wish Daxter King's wish would not include me as...

Now everyone else's does.

I wish Alex would get all the little hints we're giving him.

He does, and leaves forever! =D

I wish Alex would quit on life.

Not Granted!


I wish Daxter King would leave me alone!

No.

I wish Alex would go into a hole and never come out.

Now, now, let's not go into a n00b-bashing brawl here, okay?
He does, but you're in the hole too.

I wish I was ambedextrous. And that I could spell, lawl.