A. Clocks.
Q. Slaveless + Alf_Shall-Rise + Hobo =?

Um, a poor man with a thought bubble? I'm not good with math.

How do you know I'm not good at math? What if I'm really good?

A: I guess I'll have to just hope you aren't lying.

Q: Should snow-shoveling be considered a sport?

In Canada. In Canada.





Why did I only get second place in the 300 meter hurdles?

Because my window pane recently became a rubber ball, exploding in the process and killing nearly 1/2 of an ant.

FWEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ?

A: Crunchy friends in a liquid broth!

Q: Why is pink blue?

- Rexy

Because pink saw the Fox news.

Can you blow out a candle with smoke?

Only if the smoke is blue. That is the only way it'll work. Trust me.




If I were lying, could a car run me over?

A: Probably. But you weren't lying. Right?

Q: Do you love yahoo?

Never tried it

Do you think my pot it pretty?

Don't know. Never tried pot.

If a butterfly flaps it's wings in China, what's the weather like in the U.K.?

A: Partly cloudy, with a chance of showers.

Q: Is California going to become an island in the near future?

A: Depends if the great and mighty Odd (not to mention his squirrel sidekick Skippy) will it.

Q: What the fnark?

I thought it was a good idea at the time.




We had to share the rock?

A: I think we did that one time...

Q: Why is anime taking over all other cartoon styles?

Drats. Missed it...

A: Because it has a mind of it's own. RUN.

Q: Play what funky music?

A. The funky music that is unfunky.
Q. If there was a tsunami in the "Paciffic Ocean" would "Uncle Sam" buy a pie?

A: Yes. Paramite. While the heart's still beating.

Q: What's your walk of life?

A. Yes, I really liked the taste of that last dagwood dog.
Q. Were do you cruise around to?

A: Anywhere and everywhere. On foot.

Q: Why must you be such a quick poster?

EDIT: Damn, you people really want to respond quickly, don't ya?

D'oh! Late again!

A: Because it's a race. And nobody knew.

Q: What's on Mars?

A. Me
Q. If a moth eats a sock in East Timor, would Saddam come back from the dead?

A: Only if the moth was moth man.
Q: How come people who have been here have huge posts counts compared to a dismal join date?

A: Because these people are overly-obsessed with the forum, and enjoy spreading their opinions.

Q: Do you enjoy eating chicken livers?

A: Depends, does is have coffee for gravy?
Q: is it possible to have multiple sneezes at once?

A: Yes, but no more than 2.
Q. If the cow in the east starts pooing, what does the chicken in the south do?

Wondering why everyone from up north is so stupid.

North, south, east, west, northwest, northeast, southwest, and southeast. Who gives a crap?

A. Your Mum!
Q. How many "I's" in goat?

A. 42

Q. If you kill MoxCo, how does the general insect population influence the water level?

A: It doesn't. It would be so shaken by his death, that many of the insect species would become extinct as a result.

Q: If I'm a liar, and you're and honest person, should Honest Abe commend you?