Banned for having a sig made by someone else :p

Banned for disagreeing with free rights by accepting sigs by other people
who give them away for free.

EDIT: Goddamn it.

Banned for not leaving my sig alone.

Banned for not directing enough attention to your sig.

Banned for not having a sig that I can attack.

Banned for not seeing my five lines of sumptuous, sexy text you can easily attack.

Banned for not giving Opie and Anthony a chance yet :p

Banned for scoring what seems to be a hundred posts in a day or so.

Banned for not listening to a John and Jeff podcast.

...or did you?
OT: Banned twice for not replying to the other three game threads and thus making me wait!\

EDIT: D'OH! BAN SPIRROW TO HELL FOR POSTING TOO FAST!

Banned for not realizing that I am on the phone :p

Banned for being annoying and accusing everyone for your own troubles.

Edit:
AH, eff you all.:p
Banned for your disrespect for people.

Banned for being a little boy :p

Banned for being a big boy :p

Banned for calling Snuzi a big boy when on this forum he's
just a little midget.

Banned for not going through puberty yet.

OT: And I'm far from being a midget :p

Banned for accusing me of not going through puberty even though
I doubt you have.

Banned for not being original.

Banned for being too original, i.e., weird.

Banned for violating a law prohibiting the mining of relics.

EDIT: Crap.

Banned for being a Spirrow. Whatever that is.

Banned for putting the EDIT: before your post and not after it like everyone else does.

Banned for believing in Fairy Tales in your sig.

Banned for appearing and disappearing constantly.

Banned for not knowing that I hosted my website on my friend's domain, which I did not choose the site name of.

BANNED! For Having an sweet signature...:'( I want a signature picture (haha)
EDIT: Skillya beat me to it.
So, Skillya...BANNED for making me re-check how to spell your name!

Banned for posting for someone else.

Banned for always seeming to keep a hundred posts or more ahead of me.

Banned for not being quick enough.

Banned for joining on the worst month of the year. Looks like
Snuzi's gone and it's just you and me now.

Well, he hasn't signed off, but he spaced out for like 10 minutes.

Which sucks because you are now banned for being too slow.

EDIT: Daaamnh, now he has officially signed off.
:dead: