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Bullet Magnet 05-09-2011 07:13 PM

Good luck, by the way.

JennyGenesis 05-09-2011 10:57 PM

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Gay remains an insult.

Well if somebody came up to me and said "You are gay!" I wouldn't be insulted because it's true.......

Yeah it is kinda an insult these days but mostly now it is just used to refer to one type of a person without the intention of insult. These days I find that if you want to insult somebody by saying you are attracted to the same sex, people say fag or faggot. At least on Xbox Live anyway. But where I live it's rare now you hear somebody use Gay to insult a person.

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Material designed to make people sexually aroused generally involves ethics—making the receiver commit mental adultery with that person.

Well it's not like your partner is goona say "I know you've been cheating on me! Mentally!!!!!"

So considering I have watched porn together with a lover how bad does that make me?

Manco 05-09-2011 11:02 PM

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Gay remains an insult. It was used 2x this past week in my hearing. "Hump," not so innocent either. AIDS is a sexually transmitted disease, people around me were using it in not-so-nice ways.

Hey aren't you the guy who admitted in the other thread that he thought homosexuality was a sin?

Nice double standard, there.

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So considering I have watched porn together with a lover how bad does that make me?

Mental orgy, aww yea

Nate 05-10-2011 12:15 AM

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Well it's not like your partner is goona say "I know you've been cheating on me! Mentally!!!!!"

The bible says that having lust in your heart is equivalent to adultery. I learnt it from Christine O'Donnell!



Jeez, Christine O'Donnell. She turned out to be forgettable in the long run, didn't she?

Havoc 05-10-2011 02:40 AM

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Gay remains an insult. It was used 2x this past week in my hearing. "Hump," not so innocent either. AIDS is a sexually transmitted disease, people around me were using it in not-so-nice ways.

Anyway, I would talk more, but as it's after 11 PM in my time zone, my bed calls me. This matter is not over...yet.

Please remind me, how did you become our Most Dearly Missed Member again?

JennyGenesis 05-10-2011 04:52 AM

That's what I'm wondering. I'm an Atheist. But if somebody wants to follow a religion that's fine by me. I just hate it when they try to spread their religion on me.

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The bible says that having lust in your heart is equivalent to adultery. I learnt it from Christine O'Donnell!



Jeez, Christine O'Donnell. She turned out to be forgettable in the long run, didn't she?

That video was hilarious Nate! If he can please himself then why am I in the picture? Ummmmm, because after a whilst masturbation gets boring and it's fun to have somebody do it for you.

Alcar 05-10-2011 06:49 AM

The bible says a lot of things. Seeing as we've been having a lot of discussions concerning rape, how about that hilarious section of Deuteronomy detailing the "laws" of rape?

Always a crack-up, the bible.

Alcar...

Lord Stanley 05-10-2011 07:05 AM

I don't get what's so hilarious about rape laws.

Wings of Fire 05-10-2011 07:12 AM

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I don't get what's so hilarious about rape laws.

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If a man is caught in the act of raping a young woman who is not engaged, he must pay fifty pieces of silver to her father. Then he must marry the young woman because he violated her, and he will never be allowed to divorce her.
How isn't this hilarious?

Lord Stanley 05-10-2011 07:13 AM

It's justice put into action. He has to pay her father for his crime, then take her as wife because he committed an act with her.

Wings of Fire 05-10-2011 07:17 AM

Okay.

You're fucking dangerous.

Wings of Fire 05-10-2011 07:22 AM

To clarify you just said that rape is a civil offense and raping a young woman makes her your property.

I don't give a fuck that I'm double posting. You're a disgusting repulsive excuse for a human being and I hate every inch of people like you. Get out of this forum, get off the internet and preferably leave this life and go up to the God you so love.

Havoc 05-10-2011 07:38 AM

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It's justice put into action. He has to pay her father for his crime, then take her as wife because he committed an act with her.

Ok this has got to be a troll. I refuse to believe anyone smart enough to use the internet is this mentally challenged.

And if he's not trolling, people like him are why religion is a bad thing.

STM 05-10-2011 08:46 AM

Don't put all of us into one band. I'm far more liberal but then I feel increasingly non-denominational...nevertheless, this is someone who takes the old testament to seriously.

Havoc 05-10-2011 09:15 AM

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Don't put all of us into one band. I'm far more liberal but then I feel increasingly non-denominational...nevertheless, this is someone who takes the old testament to seriously.

I am putting you all in one band, because you're either a religious fantatic or a hypocrit.

Lord Douchebag is practicing religion the way it's supposed to be done, reading his holy book and taking every word in there literal, as it was written by his creator. If the bible says he has to hate on gays, he hates on gays. If it says sex is illegal before marriage, he doesn't have sex before marriage. If it says to kill yourself on your 50th birthday I will guarantee you he will jump in front of a train on his 50th birthday.

You on the other hand, read your holy book, pick out the parts you like and toss out the rest with a big middle finger to your god. And even the parts you left in are your own interpretation of his words. You're not sure if he meant that, but it sounds good so what the hell. That's not being a follower of a religion, that's following your own morals and doesn't have anything to do with a god. None whatsoever.

STM 05-10-2011 09:26 AM

Well, I can only try, but some of the good book is very old and I couldn't follow all of it because I couldn't understand it, I'm not a Biblical scholar, I don't understand God or his workings.

But why the fuck do you think you have the right to come to me or another person of any religion and tell them how they should worship? I'll tell you why, it's because you can hide behind a computer screen and muster up the audacity to make accusations and point fingers at people over things you proclaim you understand. In real life you wouldn't have the balls to come up to me and tell me in person that the way I practice my religion is wrong because of the consequences so think before you speak here or shut the fuck up.

I read the Bible, and I see problems, I am not a brainwashed member of the Catholic faith who bows before every chapter and blindly bulldozes my way through life confident that everything ever written about God is the truth. The book is getting on for a few thousand years old and has been interpreted and re-interpreted so many times how do we know what to listen to anymore? Therefore I follow the commandments as best of my ability, I base my morale compass on how not to be a douchebag (something you might want to look at) and I go through life with service to God and man. Simple as.

JennyGenesis 05-10-2011 09:37 AM

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It's justice put into action. He has to pay her father for his crime, then take her as wife because he committed an act with her.

THATS IT! I'm officially being heterosexual now! I need some daughters and I need them to be raped. I can make a nice bit of money.

Isn't that unfair that he has to marry the woman? I'm quite sure the woman didn't want to be raped in the first place so why on earth would she want to be married to him?

STM 05-10-2011 09:41 AM

I think it's best we ignore this passage because times have changed, perhaps 2,500 years ago this was the norm but in current times we have prisons and chemical sheds for these types of people Jenny. ;)

Ridg3 05-10-2011 09:41 AM

So if I'm walking along and I see a woman that I've been carrying a torch for, if I want to make her mine I should rape her? I thought laying claim to women was the norm back in the day.

Goresplatter 05-10-2011 10:03 AM

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It's called a conscience. Please listen to it.

No, it's an underlying instinct to protect a biological imperative, which is only valid when survival of the species is at risk.

Your move, Mr. High-Horse.

Rex Tirano 05-10-2011 10:07 AM

Tbf I do have some respect for Lord Stanley as he takes his religion as is. I know too many "Catholics" who have sex before marriage, use contraception and lie, cheat and steal. But I do think that there's a difference between picking and choosing parts of religion and personal interpretations of texts.

However, I disagree that as an adult man of the modern world, Lord Stanley, you cannot see how this is not 'justice'. Rape is a vile, repulsive act that is not triggered by a increased libido or sex drive, but by power. Rape is commited by monstrositys of the homan race and the last thing that justice would be, would be to have these poor women married to their assaulter for life.

Please Lord Stanley, learn the difference between preaching and debating. If a forum you can't just state that something is true without any evidence (even biblical) or without adding your own opinion. There's a difference and the former doesn't go down so well. I don't find you frustrating because you're Christian, I find you frustrating because you're preaching and you're not debating/talking.

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AIDS is a sexually transmitted disease, people around me were using it in not-so-nice ways.

Also; AIDs is a blood borne infectuous disease and isn't an STI. You get it through exchanges of bodily fluids, such as semen or blood. I could get AIDs if I was given a blood transfusion from someone with the virus. I could get it if I needed an injection in a country that doesn't have a good hygiene record.

Educate your fucking self.

- Rexy

STM 05-10-2011 10:11 AM

Can this at least be split from the main topic, I hate these debates and I'd like it if this thread didn't descend into this...though I'll get sucked in either way eventually.

Bullet Magnet 05-10-2011 10:49 AM

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Ok this has got to be a troll. I refuse to believe anyone smart enough to use the internet is this mentally challenged.

And if he's not trolling, people like him are why religion is a bad thing.

There'll be no such luck. I expect he agrees with slavery when it follows the rules in the Bible, and can use it to justify genocide like sophisticated liberal theologian* William Lane Craig.

*I'm not even joking

Manco 05-10-2011 11:02 AM

The amount of Poe's Law in this thread is staggering. I dearly hope he's a troll, just so I can sleep easy knowing there's not really a person out there who would be okay with a rape victim becoming property.

Alcar 05-10-2011 11:14 AM

Or, you know, he could be a troll. Who's done a marvelous job of aggravating everyone.

I might go even a step further, and confess that I am actually Lord Stanley - hell bent on reviving these tired halls of OWF.

Alcar...

Ridg3 05-10-2011 11:18 AM

You have to perma-ban multis am I right?

Alcar 05-10-2011 11:19 AM

Forgot about that, don't mind the twenty or so shrill accounts that suddenly disappear.

Alcar...

STM 05-10-2011 11:37 AM

It's a shame that to get a topic interesting we have to have a few members be prejudiced about other members, I'm against the whole preaching to atheists thing and I don't condone what Stanley did but I feel that this is one of the downsides of the whole forum, in general, can we get back to sex now please?

Alcar 05-10-2011 11:40 AM

What are people's thoughts on pegging?

Alcar...

STM 05-10-2011 11:45 AM

Oh I wish I hadn't just googled that! >_< !

Havoc 05-10-2011 11:54 AM

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What are people's thoughts on pegging?

Alcar...

Never tried it.

JennyGenesis 05-10-2011 12:00 PM

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Oh I wish I hadn't just googled that! >_< !

After reading that I didn't want to find out. But curiosity got the better of me and now that I have checked out what it is

I think that's rather sexy. I wouldn't mind trying it

STM 05-10-2011 12:04 PM

¬_¬ you would.

Alcar 05-10-2011 12:06 PM

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After reading that I didn't want to find out. But curiosity got the better of me and now that I have checked out what it is

I think that's rather sexy. I wouldn't mind trying it

Haha. Pegging is really only intended for heterosexual partners - why pass up the real deal? ;)

Alcar...

JennyGenesis 05-10-2011 12:10 PM

Becuase I think it would be interesting to try. Obviously the real deal is better but I'd still like to give pegging a try.

Alcar 05-10-2011 12:15 PM

Fair enough, try anything once. However, I couldn't imagine asking a partner to peg me without it implying that the dildo was better at "servicing" than the real deal.

Alcar...

JennyGenesis 05-10-2011 12:22 PM

It wont be better at "servicing" (I assume) but it's worth a try if you ask me.

Bullet Magnet 05-10-2011 12:37 PM

Do I want to know what the pegging is?

Havoc 05-10-2011 01:20 PM

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Do I want to know what the pegging is?

No.

metroixer 05-10-2011 01:32 PM

it's the lady wearing a dildo then putting it in the man's pooper

see, that wasn't too bad