I suspect there will be a new thread for 'What You Call Your Penis'.

I for one, adore the penis. Yay! Penis.

He's just a twit.

Also I think he was refering to his own, he's frighteningly narcissistic like that.

I dare anyone to beat "mighty cunt stabber"

I adore my own penis. Everyone else's can go to hell.

One-eyed trouser snake.

Enraged and fully-gorged ploughing-happy behemoth.

John Thomas.

All of these, basically.



EDIT: I was going to leave this out becuse it doesn't actually mention that many different words for penis, but you know what? Screw you, OANST, I'm posting it.



Also, phallus.

Eastern Canada has bird, rigging, package, and a million boat related ones.

We have 'package' too.

Clitoral catalyst.

A vote for Used is a vote for a penis so small it can fuck the clitoris.

Ahh, getting inspiration from experience, I see.

Nice come back.

Poor attempt at a comeback is poor.

Ahh, getting inspiration from experience, I see.

It worked better that time.

I am indifferent to my penis. There are times I enjoy it (namely when cuming on bitches, in they eyes), and there are many more times when I wish I had a vagina and major boobage.

I'd love a vagina, they look so fun.

They look just... just awful. But that's not the point.

I'm probably just a ladyboy

Cameltoe = Happy joyz

200 pound of beef hanging out = Lame...

I think penises are hot. I am very much in love with my penis.

And tits.

I'm very much in love with my tits. No, I'd say it's more of a love-hate relationship.

Alcar...

I have, in my life, seen one or two attractive penises online. The ones I've seen in person were generally nothing to write home about.

This is what i read the first time.

penises = hawt

some, however, = hilarious and ugly as fuck

:lol:

Ah yes, online. Online has all kinds of attractive vagina's. Never found one in real life that looks remotely like them online things.

I've been blessed with seeing both an attractive vagina and an attractive penis in my time.

I was still more interested in other parts.

Like... tits? Or... what?

thighs, back, ass, neck or perhaps (you may have never thought of this) face

All of the above, also shoulders.

Yeah well, it's the things I can't see that tickle me. If I want to see sexy thighs, backs, asses, necks or faces I'll go to the beach or the swimming pool, thank you very much.

wow, whhat a creeper. o.O

I'm sorry, Leto. What do you do if you happen to be at the beach by yourself?

MASTURBATE? HIDE YOUR BONER?

dear lord.

At the same time? O_O

Someone masturbated in a class I was in once when I was fourteen and I was like OH DEAR GOD MAN WHAT THE TITTYFUCKING CHRIST ARE YOU DOING?

was it Herman? it was Herman, wasn't it?

Fucking Herman, I hate that kid.

I once saw one that was shaped like a periscope; pointed straight up but curved forward at the top. Also, some two or three inches shorter than he claimed it to be.

Thankfully he scored reasonably on the WoF 'Other Parts' scale.

This should totally be a standardized form of measurement: 'The WoF Scale'.