Well, since he's a mainstream anime character, I'll count him as a woman.

I have wanking issues. Ever sense my GF broke up with me i've wanked like 2-3 times a day. help me >_<

Fuck no, he's all man.

Listen to his sexy voice!

So? In fact, I'll give advice. If you space out your wanks a bit more, they'll ultimately be more pleasurable. Once a day, maybe every other day. Recharge your batteries.

He a little more masculine than your average, uke-y character.

Thats a good idea, but, sometimes its impossible to resist. :D

Regardless of how much spit or lube you use, eventually you will chafe. Nature itself should take care of the problem for you. Unless you get off on pain. Then it will most likely intensify. Enjoy your shredded cock.

Can I come to watch next time? :fuzcool:

CREEPY FUCKER!

Uhm. Yes. This.

jesus christ I've never been that much a compulsive wanker to have any need for lubricant. it's not like your hand hole is too tight or anything.

Head rubbing increases sensation. Harder to do when it has "calloused", for lack of of a better term.

The whole creepy circumcision discussion has been shifted to here.

It's not as bad as it could be.

7.5 + points for being a ballet dancer.

0. I've only ever had orgasms in wet dreams.

Congratulations.

10/5 because I learned a few new tricks and put them to good use :fuzcool:.

I find this disturbing.

Also, I'm still relegated to using my hand. I decided a while ago I wouldn't seek out men for fun until I lost my gut and got back into shape - which is coming along nicely (yay)!

Alcar...

Seriously? You really need to lower your inhibitions.
You're really missing out. Who knows? Maybe one day, your face will be covered with ejaculate.

Photos or it didn't happen...

Yeah, well.

Most of said wet dreams involve me being female and having sex. Rubbing my penis doesn't make me aroused. My New Year's Resolution is actually to do something about this little transsexual problem of mine.

Become a woman? Because we desperately need a resident transsexual.

I'm already borderline.

lol

You have internet. Look up porn. There's plenty of it. You'll get an erection. Done.

I'd become the resident MTF simply for the clothes, but I love my penis too much.

Alcar...

I am forever in doubt about the penis situation. Some days it's like "fuck yeah penis", others it's like "god damn you're knobbly"

This thread gets wierder every day.

Bring back Sidney.

Not a particular fan of porn. Fantasies do the job reasonably, but I can't ever quite "get there".

@Max: I find your flippancy disturbing.

You remember me myself.

You want him to fantasize about you?

I think he meant that he reminds him of himself. But your version works, too.

Do you remember when I was annoying... everytime... I meant that.

You mean your last post?

Every post :tard: (fuck you XD)

That's my boy.

Second that.

YEAH!

I find your denial about your own true identity disturbing.