I wasn't suppose to say this, but it drove away from home. :(

Where's the booty treasure, matey?

A: Say what now?

Q: Why couldn't I think of a statement instead of a question?

Because you dying in Mitsur's alternate reality story that is somewhat non-alternate caused you to have a brain lapse. Only a small one ya' know. ;)



Why is the rum gone?

Ask my friend Jack. He seems to drink it up a lot.

How come I don't bleed when I smash my head in the wall?

A: Because you're invulnerable. Isn't it obvious?

Q: Why do all midgets have Vienna sausage fingers?

Because they're small, so they're fingers are small like baby fingers which are pudgy. Isn't it obvious? :D

Am I the only one who has small feet?

You're the only midget around here so... yeah.




If I had a whip, a pistol, and a cool hat, would I be able to rescue children from being slaves in a temple dedicated to ripping people's hearts out and sacrificing them to some dark god with the magical power of these oddly shapen stones with three stripes on them?

Only with permission from the temple dedicated to ripping people's hearts out and sacrificing them to some dark god with the magical power of these oddly shapen stones with three stripes on them.

Do you know what I did last summer?

A: No. Nor do I ever want to know.

Q: If Richard Jeni were alive, what advice would he give you?

A. Stop being so totally awesome. It's pissing everyone off.


Q. How did I ever get to be so awesome? Was it genetics or am I just an anomoly?

A: Don't give in to your thoughts of killing everyone in your school.

Q: Why does school tire me out so much?

You don't take naps in school. Start complaining to the school board and make a proposal to give 20 minute nap sessions for every period.

United States of America; true or false?

A: Trick question. The answer is none of the above.

Q: Who is Guy Compton?

A. Ya Mum!
Q. How many stars are there?

A: A giant arsehole.

Q: Why does my heart beat when I'm alive?

A. Not sure but I'd be happy to remedy the situation.


Q. Do you feel lucky?

* yes i do.


* americans?

A: ...live in America.

Q: Are you a horrible person?

A. No, no, I'm terrible.
Q. 400 sumo wrestlers each carrying an m16. "VS" The united nations. Who wins?

A: Mel Brooks.

Q: Is sulphuric acid suitable as a drink?

A. With adult supervision.
Q. Steve Irwin + Borat + Captain Cook + George Washington =

A: Mr. Bean

Q: Who ate all the pies?

King Kong. First he hogs the hot chick, now this!

Know why OANST repents?

A. Yes I dont.
Q. Who is that guy aiming a rifle at me?

A: The ghost of Lee Harvey Oswald.

Q: When I die, can you promise me an exciting, action packed funeral?

A: But, of course. There will be gun fights and explosions at every turn.

Q: If you were invulnerable, but had thousands of knives permanently stuck in you, would you want to die?

Trick question, I would want play Monopoly!

Woman or man?

A. manWo.
Q. Are you black and blue?

Yes. If you are not, I can make you black and blue.

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Q: Why is the crocodile/alligator in MoxCo's avatar wielding an axe?

A: It thinks it's a beaver. ( But really it is a YUGIOH card)

Q: Do you Spread good will and kind nature :) :) :)

A: I most certainly do not :).

Q: Is the government keeping tabs on this forum?

OT: ...people still play Yu-Gi-Oh?

A: Yes, because we're all part of an experiment to test the effectiveness of an online mental institution.

Q: What's gonna get us?

A: Bigfoot. He's out there watching, you know.

Q: If I won the lottery, what would you do?

A. Masturbate copiously.


Q.Will my children overthrow the world before I get the chance?

A: No, their to worried about if they are mistakes or not?
Q: How many cars can I drive at once?

A: Depends. How many clones do you have?

Q: Is glass fun to throw at people? If yes, why?

Yes, because they act as if they had assulted.

Why can't Frogger swim in any of his games?

OT: Sorry for not posting a question earlier.

A: Because he was rasied on dry land most of his life. Plus, he has hydrophobia.

Q: Why can't you see?

OT: No problem, dude :p.

A: Because his glasses are three inches thick. That, and he has no eyes.

Q: If a river could sing, what would it say?