by a layer
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of doom and
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delicious chocolates which
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from Hitler's car
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and finally escaping
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through the largest
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forest anyone has
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ever laid eyes
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on which was
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a massive, sweaty
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underarm, which frightened
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The serial-killing gerbil
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who held a
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Extremely bloody machete
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and killed Jason
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who then killed
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Freddy with a
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razor sharp elephants
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that cut too
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deep into his
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scalp, puncturing his
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Bowels, which is
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why he decided
OT: Bowels? In his scalp? |
to sleep in
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OT: my banana told me to type it.
his father's corpse |
breasts and neck
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which smelled of
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that day, so
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he peacefully yawned
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and fell into
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a large hairy
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pouch filled with
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magical glowing fireflies
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that tasted awful
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and so he
OT: He wasn't meant to eat the magical glowing fireflies!! |
threw them up
OT: I know he wasn't, but it made this story exciting :p |
and flew away
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using his new
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sparkly neon wings
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to annhiliate Bush
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