A: How many times do I have to tell you! A dragon can't melt your brain from a mile away and 1,000,000 years in the past...while you're in the present? *Brain melts* Oh, maybe they can. *Falls on floor" I'm dead! *dies* :dead:
Q1: Does anyone care that I just died? Q2: If so, will you go kill that dragon for me? |
A1:well i dont like or do i im confuzed (?????) {this doesnt mean i dont like you}:fuzconf:
a2:"yes but i do not know the way" frodo, lordoftherings part1 Q:why does grig thinkes i hate him |
1. grig seems to hate and love alot of people.
2. |
A:whats your Q
Q:whats my Q |
A: You have no Q.:rolleyes:
Q: Where did my Q go? Q2: Where does my Q live? -oddguy:fuzcool: |
A1. To the potty.
A2. Your Q lives in...Q-ville. Q. Why do people think I hate them? I hate people who think I hate them!:flames: (J/K) |
A.In the house of the damned!
Q.Why did I damn the house in which oddguys question lives? |
A. I dunno? Cus' your mean! :crying:
Q. Why didn't old and not so tasty answer my Q? |
You hadn't posted when I made my reply
I kill you? |
A. You do! :crying: DON'T KILL ME!
Q. Does it bug anyone else that it says "Ask a stupid question, get a supid answer?" instead of Stupid answer? |
A: Yes. I stay up all night thinking about it.
Q: What keeps you up all night? |
A: That scare-crow who hangs outside my window, watching me, waiting for me to fall asleep...
Q: What do you dream about when you sleep? |
A. WOMEN!
Q. Who do I dream about? |
A: Olga, the amazing women body building champion!:eek:
Q: What does Olga dream about? |
A. Cows, weights, and body building men.
Q. What's up with sleeping, do we really need it? |
you dont.
who do i hate(btw its ot grikg) |
A: It's not Grikg, so it must be Grig!
Q: Who has the slowest internet connection? |
you do, also a slow workin brain, i said i didnt hate grog
why his brain is stuk |
A: It ain't stuck, it just freezes when I try to comprehend your intelligence quota
Q: If I had a bag full of oranges and apples, how many apples would I have to pull out before I had a pear? |
nothoing cuase threre is only an half-rotten-banana left in your bag.
how does an monkey sandwich tastes |
That's right, all the other fruit had rotted away before you could get the right answer :D
A: It tastes with it's monkey sandwich tongue Q: Do they have meat pies in America? |
A: Actually, I believe you meant, "Do they have America in meat pies?"
Q: How many whining children does it take to make a monkey look for a girlfriend with bad personality and even worse meatloaf? |
A. 17
Q. why does my girlfriend insist on sitting and watching me while I'm on the computer? p.s. it's annoying |
A: Because she's interested in what you're doing at tme moment.
Q: If a mime falls dead in a forest, does it make a sound? |
A: Out of respect for the mime's wishes, the ground doesn't even make a thud.
Q: What kind of soda do you think the MO drink would be? -oddguy:fuzcool: |
A: Cream soda?
Q: Who likes ginger beer? |
A: I like the spicy jamacian kind!:D
Q: Who likes beer of the root? |
A: Depends on the root. An oak-root, a maple-root, a root directory...
Q: Why do you get sick of a sandwich with tuna, syrup, catchup, vinegar, shaving cream and olives??? |
A: Cus' it makes me sick in the first place!
Q: What is the name of the strange man who says, "Can you hear me now.......Good!"???? |
A. Bob the dancing yiddish clown.
Q. Why is my hero Videl Castiro? |