....got John to invest with him in the stock market and shortly thereafter they lost all their money and not to mention their....

...dignity. John had just found out that he had invested in beef futures. His poor comrades, would these fellow cows ever forgive him now? "Damn you fly!" said John. And with one swift movement from his hoof John...

.....gave that pesky fly the cow form of the finger! Anyway, all cows were mad at John for investing in the beef market, so they.....

...all joined together and formed the KJTC association. Kill John The Cow was worried about this, as he also had innocent clones of himself out there now in danger. There was only one thing for him to do. He...

.....cloned the clones until he had 10,000 of them. Then he acctivated them all and went to battle against the Kill John The Cow Association. With swords and and laughing gas bombs in hand, John and his clones...

...gassed themselves all to death. Not one John The Cow remained. Little did anyone know, this was all the Fly's evil-doing. He had always hated John The Cow, because just last year he...

.....caught John sleeping with his girlfriend! Now Mr. fly wants his revenge on all who associated with John the cow. "Everyone must suffer!" he screams in his squeaky fly voice before bedtime and after....

...getting stuck in a web he...

...had all the time in the world to formulate his new plans. If only Fly hadn't escaped from the spider's web, who know what JTC and all the other clones would be doing right now. Saving the earth? I think not. "But what to do now?" says Fly. I know, it's time for me to plot another revenge on those people down at the...

.....pub! They make fun of Mr. fly every time he askd for a bloody beer! Now that he escpaed the web, he went to the pub and poisoned the....

...first and every barber he saw in the pub. So when the town of Wakkawakka doodoo yeah was out of barbers, they hired JTCC #84 to be the har cutter in the town of wakkawakka Doodoo yeah. So when ever JTCC cut people's hair, he would...

.....not use scisors and instead use a chainsaw! Well, John was clumsy with his chainsaw and accidently...

...killed everyone in the barber shop and himself! He cut himself and the rest of the people into tiny bits, so a dog food company bought all of the little bits of "MEAT" and put it into their dog food. And JTCC #83 happened to work for that exact dog food company! Small world huh? Anyway, one day on the job...

.....John accidently fell into the....

Necrum Burial Ground, in which also this thread should be placed.

...No, John The Cow didn't fall into the Necrum Burial Grounds. He was sucked into a portal halfway and got transported to another world. Looks like Joshy was wrong! In this new world JTC discovered that it was inhabited by hoardes of...

.....savages that ate their own....

...ears! And soon everyones ears were eaten, so they died of starvation soon after. So John was the only thing on this alternate demention planet thing until...

John died from being mortified and clone and eaten to much so there is now nothing left in the universe exept for...

...the little pieces of ears that the evil savages ate. So those pieces formed together to make a new planet, but that doesn't matter. Anyway, John the Clone Cow #83 was shooting flying pigs one day, when something happened that changed his life! He.....

......was visited by an FBI agent that told him he had to go to the center of the earth or else....

...all misqitos in the world would die! John had to save them, it was his duty! So he went to the center of the earth and...

.....brought an ice pack so he wouldn't get to hot, but.....

...he did anyways. Now you may be wondering where all these new John the cows are coming from seeing as the fly had wiped out all the clones but it seems that John got the last laugh after all. He had secretly turned the fly into a cloning station before his death. Now it is very hard work for a male fly to give birth but it was even harder to continually give birth to cow clones which he hated. His bloated body now lies on the floor stewing in...

.....vomit mixed with.....

...leftover placentas from all those cloned cows. Could this be the end of The Fly? No! Fly's eyes started to shudder, and he slowly started to regain some strength. Nex thing you know, The Fly is heading straight for...

...the ocean. He was going to the ocean to die! Poor evil fly! :crying: OH well. You may think that there aren't any more John the Cows on the enitre earth but luckily the stupid and now dead fly must have missed them when he was killing the rest. Anyway, the Cloned cows were down to the number 82. So JTCC #82 decided that he wanted to be a florist, so he...

can pick daisys and play and sing happy songs like lalalalalalalalalala and have a lolly. But this never happen Something dark and sinister came to the presance of JTCC #82.

A Blue meanie and his...

too right it should be!

and this is the end of FTSGv2 (hopefully)