You know, I had wondered why my Facebook feed had filled up with images of my distant acquaintances dressed like that.

dammit i missed OANST's cock.

missed opportunity for the wank bank.

I didn't miss it. I have many regrets.

That sock was not nearly enough coverage.

yeah, we need international coverage.

I have a beautiful penis. Nate is just afraid of the male anatomy.

Or annoyed by bad taste.

It's definitely the former. I have no doubt about this what so ever.

OANST's penis could attract more members to the forum.

members.

MA, that is just ridiculous.

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/60726531/ohf.png!!!

It's a bit...small though.

Don't make me post it again! Small is not something I've been accused of before! I prefer my compliments in the form of "ow" and "not so deep."

Maybe you didn't realize that was flaccid.

and "get off me i'm phoning the police"

MA gets it.

I'm just being mean, it looks like it'd probably be a bit above average.

The bad taste of your penis?






And the wonderful thing about being mod is that I can have the last word, even when doing so makes me a hypocrite. No more OANST penis discussion.

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FUCK YOU OWF

my eyes look dead because it was morning and the light burns. 'morning' should be context enough.

i also instantly regret this

Wo shit, you have ruined your elusiveness.

i know! MI5 will be kicking the door down in approximately twelve hours.

That's a monobrow until proven otherwise.

It looks like your ring is made from white chocolate.

it's from a Kinder Surprise.

http://www.oddworldforums.net/attach...1&d=1398045588

Dear god I have a large forehead.

You have a head proportional to your face! Also you don't have a big face.

Happy Nate is happy.

I demand this thread's title be changed to What Are You Trying to Sell?

I thought he was either modelling the beer or the couch.

No, it's obviously a car ad.

It looks more like insurance or super.

It's the website banner from Christian Youth Radio.