Hide food in it.

So I finished high school and had my photograph taken about 300 times. Here are some of the best. Had to resize them for this..

http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/4951/img7673b.jpg

http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/6889/img7702m.jpg

http://img532.imageshack.us/img532/3721/img7767d.jpg

http://img252.imageshack.us/img252/3753/img7823r.jpg

http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/8067/img7840l.jpg

http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/405/img7854g.jpg
http://img401.imageshack.us/i/img7673b.jpg/

Other than the hat, pretty neat. I didn't even take graduation pictures.

Dirty Martinis are gross.




Both of those faces were deliberate, but facilitated by my supreme lack of sleep.

I hate olives. They're awful and bogey green.

I love olives. I think they're that unique blend of salty and sweet that only mother nature can unceremoniously package into a jar and lob at your head. I do not like drinking olive juice, which is what my sister poured into the martinis. She did that because she's a fucker.

I love Spanish olives. So tart and unique. Not a big fan of black olives, probably because I ate way too many as a kid.

I'll eat olives like popcorn given the chance.

Meaning you either roast them or put them in the microwave? =D

That's cooking, not eating. xxx

<3 that hat.

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c3...i/DSCF2277.jpg

This awesome picture my amiga got. No, I'm not pissed. Unless you count lemony water as beer.

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c3...i/DSCF2206.jpg

Eh, no comment. I took so many pictures.

Nice one, i looked fucking stupid on my prom night. Ah the memories.

Seriously, enjoy your elongated summer.

Oh my god. Are you okay? That fall looked like it really hurt. Especially with that expression on your face.

That's a joke, right? Can't you see the stars around his head?

I really can't think of anything remotely clever to say about that picture where you're crab walking and looking disapproving at something off camera.

Eh, good enough.

I thought he was break dancing. Mac, you look strangely similar to my brother in-law. Just...meatier.

My class' best friends *.*

http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/8572/immaginetcr.jpg

Who am I?

The one on the left.


This is me and my friend Chris at Thorpe Park, ruining a family's ride photo.

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-..._4079784_n.jpg

Nice. *thumbs up*

Later, this happened.

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-..._3924331_n.jpg

Then this

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-..._7508041_n.jpg

And then this

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-..._6087457_n.jpg

You look like my dad's romanian friend, Radu.

He has the same creepy grin and stare.

Fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap.

fucking love the log flume picture.

Hope you don't mind, I saved the log flume picture.

Also, with a set of round specs and a clean shave you would be the spitting image of Thomas Dolby in the days of his 'slightly forlorn mad scientist' stage persona.

http://www.vh1.com/shows/series/the_...quiz/img/1.jpg

Tampons are great for nosebleeds. I assume that's the heavy flow kind.

I know a romanian called Radu! He scares me.

Really? Does he live in UK? ... I dont really know many romanians from UK.

I knew one named Tavi who kept hitting on my sister, despite him being married. Then when he set her off to the airport he "jokingly" asked if they should take a quick turn in the restroom.

Sigh.

Today I shall have lasers blasted up my nostrils, and perhaps the ongoing nightmare will finally be over.