I believe you.

Hm... I've never been on a date either.

So far I only have one significant relationship...

I was pretty dull now that I think of it >_<
I haven't really done anything serious before Chris O_o Not that I mind ^^

Well, sometimes if you already have someone, going on a date is fun. I don't know if that's "dating", but yeah. Dates can be nice.

dating doesn't necessarily equal doing stuff to get to know people, though :)

I've been on four dates, the first was perfect, the second was more like a fucking group endeavour, the third ended unbelievably badly and the fourth, with my second partner was pretty much a stealth date. Lots of hands crossing in secret and that.

You guys are all so funny.

Oh, and you over-complicate things.

Alcar...

Just like the people in Oddword Discussion.

I was never favorable enough to be part of the dating scene. Tried it once, I was miserable, and quickly realized how stupid it was.

None of the significant relationships in my life started with a date.

Give us a topic and we'll overcomplicate it. It's all there is to do.

Whut about secks? :(

Is your dick that small that it can fit into a disc drive?

More like "dick drive", BAHAHAH.

Yeah, well yours fits in tortellini.

AIN will surely be offended by that accusation, Sekto.

Fucking racist.

You're upset because you can't read it and don't know how to zoom or copy+paste. Admit it.

I'm upset because you have two bars of rep.

BITCHATTACK

ITS ME! I'M REPPING HIM!
HAHAHAHAHAHA ITS GLUKKONLULU ALL OVER AGAIN!

no, i do find his humour genuinely amusing. he's my 'noob', you get all the others, WoF. you and Pilot.

Мятежник!

И меня есть ворсем столоваи. Ю вил онли би аьл то рид зис бит иф ю актюали спиик Рошан.

Вы не единственный, кто может (правильно) говорить русский...

Goody.

Has Nate finally given up?

On topic: Sex. Physically healthy?

What? Of course it is.

I think he has.

No, I just lie down and do fuck all.

EDIT: I kid before you all banish me to Narnia.

No, I was just asleep whilst these shenanigans were going on. SRSLY guys, the 'foreign language' thing was funny for, like, three posts. Now it's just dull and predictable. Next time it happens, a dull infraction will be very predictable in your direction.

As for physically healthy, yes very. SCIENCE! has stated that ejaculating 4-7 times a week greatly reduces the chance of prostate cancer and (working from memory, I think) some heart problems.

They made that up as an excuse to masturbate.

I think Hobo said something like that once.

Yep, you heard him guys- dull and infractible. Moving on...

Of course, it's just like snow shoveling.

But what if you come on your own face? There is a chance of contracting Pink Eye.