Dude that's nasty! :fuzmad:

Shit, I want Modfagette status now.

Anyway:

5/5.

I had no idea how hot something becomes with the addition of Cosplay crap.

=D

Oh I'm here again... and I've had my first intercourse three days ago, I'd say that it's been 3/5.

3.5 seconds?


No worries. There isn't a person alive who performed well on their entry. It takes time.




Just stop putting the pussy on a pedestal.

I'm curious, what are you comparing it so low to?

3/5 isn't the time... it's how it has been and anyway I don't how to explain it well XD

Are you comparing it to your best masturbation? If so I either want that hand or don't want that girl.

I know. I was funnin' ya.

AIN, I don't think you have anything to compare it to lol. but if it wasn't that good, you either had too high expectations, or it was actually a 1/5.

I'm going to back up AIN here; if you see my first post in this thread, my last time (oh so long ago) was a 3/5 without ever having had any example better than that. Perhaps my expectations of what sex *should* be like are too high?

Yay for morning sex. 3/5 though, had better sessions...

I am comparing NOTHING.

I just wanted to tell that I had sex on sunday my first time and it has been good. If I wrote something wrong in the first post about that, please forgive me. XD

No, you wrote nothing wrong. I was agreeing with you.

Ah... thank you Nate... do you remember when I told that I thought that I will never had sex... XD

Thank you for informing us.

I've never had sex but my last "wank" was an average 3/5. Heh heh. o_o

Congratulations on your mediocre masturbation session.

4/5 going a few weeks between always makes it better.

Quite the contrary, I totally produced a female orgasm my first time. Killer!

We can learn much from you, you God.

4/5. It's been a while since I fapped, due to my bit of surgery near that... Area.


That, and trannies. Woo.

How can you be sure she wasn't faking?

Don't shatter the mans memories! Its just like a I make myself believe that Im amazing in the sack and I can get by as all as all the girls laugh and point. :|

Well I could tell by all the vagina juice, it tastes different to blood.

:|

I’m going to have to side with Havoc on this one.

*gets in close*

Just be sure it wasn't urine.

Anyways, last sexy time was a 2.. it was lousy.

And the lubrication that a female naturally secretes? Can you distinctly taste that as well? :p

How I love being gay - it's so easy to tell whether your partner has actually come or not.

Alcar...

Oh dear God.

but yes, fags have it much easier in the 'R U DUN?!' department.

Trust me, she ain't that kinda girl.

im god lol