I'll have to repeat after Hobo: Awwwwww...

Oh my God Dripik you're smiling...sort of :p
And the jacket will be in my dreams tonight :D I am still bargaining for one with my parents. D:

First I'm here, then I'm not.

*SHAZAM*

Ooh... purdy eye. Fluffy hair. *touches*

Is it just me or is this the only thread you post in these days? I think that probably makes you an exhibitionist or something.

OMFG STALKER! Sorry, but it all fits. I I went to japan a couple of weeks ago and you live within an hour of me!

The reason I never mentioned Japan 'till now: I don't like to reveal much about my personal life.

YOU went to JAPAN?! At practically the same friggin' time a I did, too.
Damn... did you take Jetstar and/or Quantas flights?

I did it as a school thing to visit our sister school and tour Japan. On the way over JAL and on the way back Jetstar

Your daughter is sweet OANST. God help her if she ever saw your posts on OWFs.

I thought you lived in detroit, where the hell are the fires?

Michigan is a beautifull state to live in. Just got a crappy economy and a lot of violence below 8 mile.

also where eminem came from :) oh and QTF

but still OANST you are one lucky guy

Quote the false?


If anyone wanted any proof of where I live (not that anyone has questioned it) look at my daughter's shirt.

Not sure why I posted that.

90% Of the People who see this won't get the joke.
5% Will laugh their asses off.
5% Will vomit uncontrollably.

I'm not sure I get it unless that's supposed to be me as a troll. I have to say I about pissed myself laughing when i saw it, though. That thing looks like a bear to me and the other day while driving we passed a Catholic church and my daughter starts talking about how it's a "spooky house". I asked her what are in spooky houses? She said "Monsters". She then sat quietly as if thinking for a moment, looked up and said "and bears".

Oh, it's a bear alright.

I want to leave it to someone else (PROBABLY HOBO) to explain.

Unless you really MUST KNOW then PM me.

That's hilarious.

Yes I am a sad internet loser who's fairly up to date on lame memes

I know what it means now.


Anyone who laughs dies.

Well. That's me decapitated.

Nah. It's funny. Let's just not make it a habit.

I promise not to.

Well, with you anyway, everyone else beware my l33t MSpaint skillz.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha.

Look how his mini-beard curls to a devilish point in profile!

Get rid, silly sausage. Then you'll be perfect.

Can't do it. I must continue hiding the fact that I don't have a chin.

I think you'd have a sizable chin, stop putting yourself down!!

There's this thing you can do, like... thrumming your fingers up your neck to get rid of that excess flab for finer definition. 10 mins a day or summat. I'll PM you a personal instructional video, by message.

It's an old boozer's trick.

OANST: Is that a different daughter to the one you've shown before or has she just gotten a bit older?

Secondly, your ladypartner = très hawt, in my uneducated opinion. How'd you get your claws into her? :p

I don't know. She's holding a bags of chips. Maybe she's training Abbey like a dog. Teaching Abbey to sit, roll over, and run from rabid bear. Note: She forgot her gun.

When did making fun of someone's daughter become a normal case on internet forums? I hope OANST smacks you all.

You're an idiot.


Nate- She grows.

What the hell is she doing on the railway track?

Waiting for a responsible guardian to show up!

We were walking in the woods and came across the railroad tracks.