You become one but abe destroys you and your factory
I wish I had a pizza right now |
Your Pizza has poison and you die!
I wish i was able to become the Shrykull! |
You do but destroy the world the universe and evrything in it
I wish I was batman |
Criminals kill you!
I wish i was a little bunny! |
So hungry....*eats you*
I wish I wasn't lazy enough to actually continue a fan fiction. |
You get sooo lazy until you won't even want to stay alive and suicide!
I wish i could be a Hero! |
Your wish isn't granted.
I wish Alex2405 would stop using the word suicide. |
I say suicide for 2000000 times until you will suicide!
I wish i would be Abe and have all his Powers and Scarres! |
You step on a land mine while looking at all your powers and scars.
I wish Alf will rise sooner. A decade is too long. |
Alf rises and then suddenly dies!
I wish i would be a Stickman! |
You are killed it happens to all stickmen
I wish I chould become a super sayian like on dragonball z |
You explode doing a komee komee kaw! ....Or whatever it was called....It made a beeeg lazeeer beeam.
I wish people would get banned for meaness. |
You will be banned forever for being good to others!
I wish i was a SuperStar! |
You can't handle the publicity and run away!
I wish I had more free time and didn't have to sleep. |
You have no free time but you get to sleep forever!
I wish i knew everything about Oddworld! |
You know more than Max!..... And that makes him cry, along with all the other mods.
I wish I could bring myself to draw the monotreme slig queen in my mind. |
And your drawing is sooo ugly you want to suicide!
I wish i would meet Xavier, Sherry, Max & Lorne face to face! |
You do, and all four of them beat you up.
I wish my brother wasn't on Xbox LIVE for so long... |
He's now on World of Warcraft forever.
I wish I had a sandwich that wouldn't kill me. (P.S. You guys have way too much time on your hands.) |
Granted! It kills everyone else, because it gives you really bad breath.
I wish I knew Japanese. |
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You learn Japanese, but forget English. I wish I had a bag of Doritoes. |
They have poison and you die!
I wish i was a Bull! |
As you command, but you appear in the middle of a fox pack, and they are very hungry.
I wish I was a fox. |
Granted, but you are a yiffing fox.
I wish Yeshua would come back. |
And Yeshua will kill you!
I wish i could be the Shrykull! |
You become the Shrykull but then I borrow my neighbors tank and blow you to pieces in revenge.
I wish Bill Gates would be my freind. |
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He bores you to death ranting about his new ideas and how he hates Macintosh. I wish I didn't have such a bad allergy to certain TV dinners. |
Your wish is not Granted!
I wish i would be invulnerable forever! |
You become so depressed when you outlive all your friends and loved ones you want to kill yourself... but can't. So you are doomed to live for eternity a horrible, lonely life.
I wish I had fire powers. Pyromania is genetic. |
You burn yourself!
I wish everyone shall take me seriously! |