A: Nearly perfect scores. Damn those single questions that throw me off. Damn them to hell.

Q: Would you hold your wee for a Wii, at the risk of dying from water intoxication?

We arn't supposed to laugh at that hehe

how often do you notice similarities during the day?

A: That didn't make any sense.

Q: Am I an asshole?

No sorry if I gave you the impression that your comments were rude

A: Wha? Was there a question?


Q: What if I were blue?

Sorry I forgot to put one

You would probaly find two other blue people and start a band.

Is Uranus big?

HEY! Stop lookin' ya' perve!




What if?

A: Yes, yes, what if? One can only imagine...

Q: If a man and a woman were to fight, who would be the next American Idol?

The real question is, who is the next African Idol?

If roses are red, violets are blue, what color is Dandylions?

A; Why, yellow, of course.

Q: Why is this chinese food I'm eating so damn good?

It was handcrafted by a blacksmith. All blacksmithes are great cooks.

Gotta go?

A: Not really, no. Perhaps later.

Q: What do you plan to do when aliens finally conquer Earth?

Whip out my Assault Rifle and SMG and blow their arse's back to where they came from!



There is a flower that is called the purple violet. Does anyone else find that redundant?

Yes.

Would you like fries with that?

A: I most certainly would like fries with that.

Q: Why do people usually take my comments the wrong way?

Hey now, no need for saying rude comments!

How come Abe Babe hasn't posted since November? Has he betrayed us?

A: Actually, she's female, and I suppose she's just bene busy.

Q: Is the movie 300 up to snuff?

I dunno, but I do know that there were too many slow motion parts :p.

Why are you looking at me like that?

A. I'm not.
Q. How com Alf shall rise is asking a question thats already been asked?

A: Because, unlike you, he probably doesn't scour this thread pointlessly, making sure the question he asked hasn't been aske dbefore.

Q: If I were armed with an AK-47, and I was having a gun fight with a random individual armed with a Smith & Wesson pistol, who would win?

A. It would be a suicede fight.
Q. A or B?

A: F.

Q: Why is service not available?

A. Becuas it is.
Q. How will nature bite us back?

A: By devouring our corpses when we die.

Q: Why did you go and do something like that?

The darker voice told me to.

How did Moxco become an executive?

Because he had carefully plotted his way of becoming an excutive by killing off the more important employees by first dating them, then shooting them in the head.

Hot or not?

Not.

How would Moxco get a date?

A: By going into rehab for bad grammar and by actually becomming funny.

Q: Is the snow outside mocking me?

A. No, but that ransomist in a car is.
Q. If my house is 4 stories high, how many stories low is it?

-4, everyone who knows math can answer that!

Jocks or blocks?