Fuck that. I never asked to live here.

I hate drinking. I really do. There's one problem down...

i got 2. in a row.

i am loved. :)

and Mars, there's also the problem of your parents actually letting you go on this trip with us (i assume Pilot & co where you are), seeing as we are all experimental, daft bastards.

honestly, you'd probably get bored. especially in the UK where you'd be sitting outside the pub for 3/4's of the trip.

I'll bring my DS. Give me any problem I have a solution!

You'll be shamelessly and brutally raped by slobbering gays wherever you go.

jeez, even i'd be up for that, WoF.

been a long time.

...do any of you know kung-fu? Ninjitsu?


Fine let's be serious. In fact, how about literal. Not all our members are adults. Us kids want to be there too...

You're twelve, there's two things you need to know about meeting people from the internet.

1, DON'T DO IT
2, If you do do it, make sure you're eighteen or over.

3, bring lollies.

i am the opposite of you lot.

'Bring lollies' is usually an oral arrangement, like what will happen to any underagers on Oddtour.

Melbourne Oddtour is going to be awesome.

With all three of us.

Warning to anyone that wants to join. I plan on drinking. A lot. And visiting gay clubs.

Alcar...

WoF: yes, but i only pursue such oral arrangements if i am given a lolly from the recipient.

what the fuck am i talking about?

I'm adding you to the list of people who are gay when drunk.
For later reference

And one count of pure jealousy...

SHUT UP SHAMAN YOU'RE DRUNK TOO

...I know you want to joke with this but I REALLY FREAKING WANT TO GO!!!

tell me how to make a Snowball and you can come.

SHUT UP EVERYONE

Grab a handful of snow. Make sure this is hard, frozen snow. Then shape into a orb with your palms.


Where do I sign up!?

I'm being deadly fucking serious, never meet with someone from the internet, it's just about one of the most dangerous things you can do.

Please, try to consider the fact I'm not just playing around with you.

no. this is a Snowball;

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/...9SeanSmith.jpg

i am afraid you cannot sign up.
and listen to WoF, he is actually trying to protect you, in a way. not from us, but from other people over the net. its a serious situation.

Mars, why would you want to come? There is really nothing Oddworld-related about this outing. It would be nothing more hanging out with a bunch of guys way older and stranger than you whose jokes you wouldn't understand, whose habits would probably frighten and deeply scar you. Also, you do realize that bringing someone along who's underage means restricting our good time as well. We may want to go into places where you'd have to wait outside, things of that sort.

Sorry, this isn't for you. You're too young. If you were maybe four or five years older, that would be a little more reasonable, but you haven't even hit the teens yet.

EDIT: MA, that was an awesome little test. I approve of that.

I want to kill you. But you're right. When I'm older, I'm coming and might understand you.

well i'm glad you're missing this one for Sekto and Pilot's sake.

and maybe Used. actually, no. Used is such a bastard.

So is WoF, I hate WoF...

GET OUT

SECURITY

(uses tattoo magic to run)

this isn't RPG.

god damn.

What about both of your former relationships?
No, a snowball is when you give someone a blowjob then kiss them.

no, this is a Snowball.

I got lucky. I was over eighteen, we met on my terms and we'd been talking online and on the phone for well over a year. So more like she was lucky really.

Seriously, I've done an awful lot of meeting online friends offline including meeting an underage friend on her own and although nothing bad came of that it's still something I cannot forgive myself for letting happen.

Also, rules are there to make you think before you break them, if you can't think of good enough reasons to break them then you most certainly shouldn't.

I'm not being hypocritical, I'm being wise and experienced in these matters.

...if this works I won't hate you:D!

Joe, quiet.

You're teaching my fodder.

Alcar...

It won't work. You're just too young, and beside this point is the fact that your parents would likely disallow you from hanging out with a bunch of Late teens and 20-something year-olds whom they do not know off of the internet for a couple of weeks without their supervision. For your good.

This isn't going to be like the very first OddTour where we went around and visited fans and gave them authentic OWI fan merchandise as a sort of unofficial PR thing for both them and the Forums. This is just a meet up of aging cronies. Old timers.

I'll see you in 5 to 8 years...

If you do meet up with them, make sure to wear a chastity belt.

Make sure it's for both entrances, too.

Alcar...

I wasn't talking about your safety.

When did everyone get so nice and protective here? I remember the days people would've chased somone like Mars out with a dildo and anal beads...

But yes. Just because everyone here is nice and, generally, have known each other for some time. Doesn't mean that everyone else in the internet is as wonderful as us, and meeting anyone off of the internet is dangerous.

I saw the video but still. What's going on with the UK meet?

- Rexy

We tried, but it didn't work. He just bounced right back in here, bending over and begging for more.



Also, those -1 negreps really hurt.