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Alcar 11-20-2008 04:27 AM

Why do I owe you a labour of the mouth? And why did you spell it 'labour' rather than 'labor'? :p

Alcar...

Majic 11-20-2008 09:47 PM

I don't have to answer to you. You're not my daddy. I don't think. Are you?

Wil 11-21-2008 06:27 AM

If he is, then this thread is going downhill into Controver City, and fast. I like it.

Facsimile 11-22-2008 02:12 AM

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Sexual intercourse, in its biological sense, is the act in which the male reproductive organ (in humans and other higher animals) enters the female reproductive tract, called copulation or coitus in other reference. The two entities may be of opposite sexes, or they may be hermaphroditic, as is the case with snails.

Traditionally, intercourse has been viewed as the natural endpoint of all sexual contact between a man and a woman, and is commonly confined to this definition today. The meaning of the term, however, has been broadened in recent years, and now labels at least three different sex acts. These three types of intercourse are: vaginal intercourse, involving vaginal penetration by the penis; oral intercourse, involving oral caress of the sex organs; and anal intercourse, involving insertion of the male's penis into his partner's anus.

Sex acts that involve the use of fingers or hands or mutual masturbation are more often referred to as outercourse (with oral sex at times listed as an aspect), while the term sex, in the context of sexual intimacy, is often understood more widely to include any mutual genital stimulation.

For most non-human animals, sexual intercourse occurs at the point of estrus (the most fertile period of time in the female's reproductive cycle), which increases the chances of successful impregnation. However, bonobos, dolphins, and chimpanzees are known to engage in sexual intercourse even when the female is not in estrus, and to engage in sex acts with same-sex partners. In most instances, humans have sex primarily for pleasure. This behavior in the above mentioned animals is also presumed to be for pleasure, which in turn strengthens social bonds.

Stop Kimon, you're getting me SO hot.

Majic 11-22-2008 01:43 PM

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Stop Kimon, you're getting me SO hot.

And knowing that is getting ME hot. This thread is just a giant chain reaction of erections.

I like it.

Wil 11-22-2008 01:48 PM

I tried using Google Image to find an illustrative picture of an erection chain reaction—or possibly a Mexican penis wave—but it came up with nothing like the imagery in my head.

Havoc 11-22-2008 02:24 PM

So many great quotes in here and so little room to put them all...





...pun intended :tard:

Majic 11-22-2008 03:18 PM

You can rent some space in Hobo's asshole. I hear he has some pretty cheap rates.

Oddsville 11-23-2008 08:53 AM

Yeah the rates are cheap, but the place looks like shit!

Kimon 11-23-2008 11:37 AM

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Stop Kimon, you're getting me SO hot.

I KNOW

So it turns out I have a promising prospect for Monday night... aggressive girl.

Leto 11-23-2008 12:19 PM

Prepare for a chafed sack

Kimon 11-23-2008 02:18 PM

I've already purchased ointment and tranquilizers.

Nemo 11-23-2008 04:49 PM

Try bengay.

Anonyman! 11-23-2008 06:44 PM

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Try bengay.

This is a really good idea.

Oddsville 11-24-2008 05:08 PM

Bengay burns..so enjoy.

Anonyman! 11-24-2008 07:44 PM

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Bengay burns..so enjoy.

Hence the joke. Dammit! This could have been fun.

Wings of Fire 11-28-2008 06:28 PM

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5/5 it has been a blowjob.

This, it was also a very slow and satisfying one, done in her best friends house (Who coincidently I am staying with).

Havoc 11-28-2008 06:41 PM

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This, it was also a very slow and satisfying one, done in her best friends house (Who coincidently I am staying with).

Go and propose a threesome with her best friend.

Nate 11-28-2008 08:06 PM

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This, it was also a very slow and satisfying one, done in her best friends house (Who coincidently I am staying with).

Wait... are you saying that you were the one who provided AiN with said blowjob? My hat is off to your obvious skill.

Fuzzle Guy 11-29-2008 11:03 AM

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This, it was also a very slow and satisfying one, done in her best friends house (Who coincidently I am staying with).

Imagine had her best friend walked in on you. :D I am \\

OANST 11-29-2008 11:09 AM

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Imagine had her best friend walked in on you. :D I am \\

Yes, Imagine............Now, stop. Stop imagining. Stop it.

Fuzzle Guy 11-29-2008 11:09 AM

/stops :(

Wings of Fire 12-02-2008 07:08 AM

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Go and propose a threesome with her best friend.

I would you know, he's quite cute :3
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Wait... are you saying that you were the one who provided AiN with said blowjob? My hat is off to your obvious skill.

I no rite, imagine my surprise when my girlfriend took her shirt off.
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Imagine had her best friend walked in on you. :D I am \\

I'd have made frantic hand gestures if it was the one I was staying with, glared and snarled if it was the other friend staying with us and probably burst out laughing if it was Zozo.

She has four best friends (Including me) and three of those are boys :p don't make assumptions (Although I can imagine with terrifying certainty Havoc replying 'I wasn't').

Havoc 12-02-2008 03:08 PM

I wasn't

Anonyman! 12-02-2008 04:57 PM

This party must be video taped and copied multiple times. I expect an autographed copy. From all participants.

Strike Witch 12-13-2008 01:43 PM

Whee! Late night surprise secks.

She showed up at 10:30, snuck into my room when I was sleeping.

Also she found the dildo.

=/ Now I need to hide it again.

Havoc 12-13-2008 03:06 PM

Oh hot steaming lesbian secks?

Strike Witch 12-13-2008 03:22 PM

Indeedydo.

Alcar 12-13-2008 05:46 PM

You're a lesbian?!

When did this magically happen?

Alcar...

Strike Witch 12-13-2008 05:49 PM

When I fucked my best friend with my fingers?

Leto 12-13-2008 05:50 PM

Oh my God.

Maybe your super homo powers clouded your ability to pick a lesbian. You are forgiven.

srsly read her old posts and you will blatantly find lesbianism.

Alcar 12-13-2008 05:50 PM

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When I fucked my best friend with my fingers?

Sexual acts do not determine your sexual orientation.

Alcar...

Strike Witch 12-13-2008 05:52 PM

Well duh. that was the start of it.
Unless I don't count because I don't shave my head, wear mens' workboots, and have a nosering?

I ALREADY HAVE SHORT HAIR WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT YOU JUDGEMENTAL HAPPY DREAMQUEEN

stonetooth 12-13-2008 05:58 PM

If you had all those, ghost, you would've been called a dike. There's a big diffrence between dikes and regular lesbians. silly goose. :)

Oh yeah, and last wank: 4.5 of 5.

Strike Witch 12-13-2008 06:05 PM

...Who are you?

Alcar 12-13-2008 06:05 PM

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Well duh. that was the start of it.
Unless I don't count because I don't shave my head, wear mens' workboots, and have a nosering?

I ALREADY HAVE SHORT HAIR WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT YOU JUDGEMENTAL HAPPY DREAMQUEEN

Anyhoo, I don't think you're aware but we have an anti-lesbian policy in effect ;)

Alcar...

Strike Witch 12-13-2008 06:08 PM

Oh, joy.

Let me guess, change the username to "Token Lesbian" and confine to Off-Topic?
I've seen worse.

stonetooth 12-13-2008 06:08 PM

I'm someone who randomly popped into the conversation.

Anonyman! 12-13-2008 06:27 PM

@ Stonetooth (I capitalized for you): Obviously.


Are you a lesbian, or bi with a label?

Strike Witch 12-13-2008 06:29 PM

Me? I don't like men much, so Lesbian. Well, except for a man like Graham Aker from Gundam.