Jewolic - Jewish Catholic.

Alternatively, somebody with an addiction to Jews.

Himmler, perhaps?

Was getting photos off my sister's digital camera last night when I came across this one. Of course I removed it immediately so she couldn't ever hold it against me but I figured I may as well share it with all of you.

I don't even remember her taking it and I have no idea why my hair was so incredibly Guy Sebastian that day.

http://www.oddworldforums.net/attach...tid=3214&stc=1

I find it rather spooky that I can see the white all around your eye, but um, nice picture!

You look shocked, but I suppose we'd all look like that if someone randomly attacked us with a camera.

...maybe that's what made my hair stand on end. Or maybe I just hadn't yet performed my morning ablutions by five in the afternoon, like usual.

Right, I said I would post these so here goes.

Oh yeah, ignore the incredibly toothy smile in the second picture.
Also, my hair isn't usually that colour. It was a Red Nose Day thing gone terribly wrong.

Edit:

If you want to see more of my prom, go to http://www.aievents.co.uk/events.html then click on Debden Park School School Prom (not a typo, it actually says that), then go to page 6 and the top 4 should be me with a few of my mates.

1 Godlesswanderer.
7 Ladies.

I like those odds!


(probably explains the toothy grin)

As did I :).

I've just been sent a new photo of me which I didn't realise was circulating my group of mates. It's unfortunate, because I look like a freaking pretty boy. Not to mention, whats up with the hair!?

This was taken at the Army Cadet Unit I attend.

Alcar...

That uniform does wonders for you.

Hah, that's real classy, Alcy. I like it. :)

And your hair looks fine, silly. I did notice that everyone else seems to be wearing a hat though.

I should post a non-erotic video (When I manage to get the Camera)

Basically:
Top of the school field.
4 or 5 vans always parked on the otherside of the fence at lunch time.
Last day of school, so we get to bring in cameras.
We got paedophile spotting, army style.
Hilarity ensues.

I don't know whether your being sarcastic or serious. And I don't know if you're being kind, or evil :p

I absolutely loathe those hats. So I take it off as often as I can, while being repeatedly reprimanded for doing so :p

Alcar...

I blame you not. That's some of the doofiest-looking headwear I've ever seen.

The camo's cool though. You can NEVER go wrong with camo.

Wouldn't those huge hats give away your position to the enemy?

They also wouldn't stop a bullet. I'm guessing (and hoping) they get replaced with proper army helmets if there's ever a need to be sent out into the field.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...Picture016.jpg

I'LL FIND YOU! :D

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1.../butt-chin.jpg

Butt-Chin! :p

..Or is that double chin?


...No, that is not pink lipstick. I just have very big lips.

They are ceremonial hats, which are used mainly for ceremonies, funnily enough. While the Australian Army is disfunctional, they aren't that stupid.

Alcar...

From the appearance of that kid in the background, I can see where you're coming from. Those hats look rediculous... I can't quite think exactly what they make you look like at the moment, but it's somewhere along the lines of the Yogi bear park ranger.

Well well well. It seems the prodigal mod is nothing more than a simple grunt. At least that explains the pseudo-militaristic reign of terror.

Just kidding.

Feel happy that you're not in what my school called an Air-Training Corps. Sky blue uniforms, famously tight around the arse. Nickname: fairies.

Seriously though, you look completely different than the last pic you posted of yourself. You haven't undergone any indentity-replacing plastic surgery lately have you? I definately prefer the new look.

Or a green mountie. (Those Canadian dudes who live in the mountains)

Ah yes, the Canadian Mounted Police... BLAME CANADA! :D

Alcar, what rank are you?

His rank is; Lord of the "Ring". :D

Dear god Peter! You're so sexy! *jumps on him*

Al :) All small and hobbity ^_^

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1.../butt-chin.jpg

I'll post this here again, since everyone seemed to be talking about hats and mounties at the time.

I appologise for not being as "handsome" as Al, but I was really hoping for some comments.

Are you doing something with your hands there?

Nah, I took a picture of myself pretending to sleep.

I am a Sergeant. Basically I have supreme reign over everything. Except for two people who happen to be higher rank, but they're pussy cats, so it's all goooood :p

Alcar...

If you only have two superiors, and they're both wimps, then who are the people barking at you to put your hat back on? And clearly you're not the only sergeant around - the other guy in the photo has the exact same rank.

And Dipstikk for gods sake stop being such an attention whore. You've posted that same photo at least 4 times in this thread.

The people barking at me to put my hat back on would be those two superiors. While they're push overs, I still have to abide by the rules of the Cadets, I just try to test the limits ;)

As for other Sergeants, yes, there are about six other Sergeants. But we are equal rank, therefore we have no control over other Sergeants. Only those below.

Alcar...

Oooh ;) Military. Cool, but I would love to see you in the hat.

Dipstikk, that's a very interesting photo. But we've all seen it several times over.

This one was taken in my Cousin's car from his phone.

http://www.oddworldforums.net/attach...tid=3310&stc=1

You drive then? Looks like it.

Yeah I got my license a year ago on my 16th birthday. I normally drive a convertable that we bought cheap but runs like a dream still.

Another reason why America is fucked up. They let children drive.

Another reason Im glad Im not a child anymore.

What difference does that make? You still once were a child, and you're still way too young to be driving something like a convertible. I used to know a girl from Illinois who got her full license as well as a car at 14. It's rediculous. This is what seems to be the norm, and parents even make it worse by buying their kids flashy cars, usually old American muscle cars like thunderbirds and such. You mentioned that you got a convertible, and that doesn't suprise me.

This is exactly the thing that's worrying, and makes me glad that I don't have to walk or drive down American streets.

Originally posted by Dino:

Hahaha. You're a liar. I live in Illinois, and it's impossible to get a driver's license at 14. Sorry, mang.