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Git'Im 04-04-2013 02:08 PM

I keep thinking one is actually on me *.*

MeechMunchie 04-04-2013 02:36 PM

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

Virgin mobile.

Joke Thread

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God, how is that still alive?

Painfully.

In other biological trivia, here's a relative-scale image of the Paradoxical Frog.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-mG3e2U-roe...s_paradoxa.jpg

In a rather insectoid approach to metamorphosis, the tadpole pre-consumes enough nutrients to fuel a practically instantaneous transformation into a frog - becoming up to three times the size of its adult form in the process.

MA 04-04-2013 05:37 PM

WHERE IN THE GRAND FUCK IS JESSICA RABBIT?

that's goddamn bullshit. i'm disappointed, so disappointed. who's the artist? what's their address? don't they realize how much sexy JR would add to that picture?

ah, yes. Jessica Rabbit. the first cartoon character to give me a hard on when i was a kid.

Mac Sirloin 04-04-2013 06:12 PM

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Painfully.

Well maybe if it had a central nervous system.

E:I just noticed that the bottom left is Link from a Link to the Past. And there's that coked-out Nesquick cereal rabbit. And the blue and green one in the mid-left is from Legend of Mana. And on the right is that half robot half rabbit chick from the Sonic archie comics. And there's a Digimon on the left but they got the colours backwards I think. It digieveleovleevolves into also a rabbit but with gun hands.

This is fun. Someone post the robot one, I'm a fucking pro at the robot one.

STM 04-04-2013 06:16 PM

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ah, yes. Jessica Rabbit. the first cartoon character to give me a hard on when i was a kid.

For me that was Daffy Duck. I think it was the sailor outfit that did it for me.

MA 04-04-2013 06:44 PM

probably the lisp, you gay.

Nepsotic 04-04-2013 06:47 PM

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ah, yes. Jessica Rabbit. the first cartoon character to give me a hard on when i was a kid.
That's an animal you sick fuck! Rabbit fucker, rabbit fucker!

Varrok 04-04-2013 10:21 PM

It has your eyes, BM if any

Nate 04-05-2013 04:23 AM

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WHERE IN THE GRAND FUCK IS JESSICA RABBIT?

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That's an animal you sick fuck! Rabbit fucker, rabbit fucker!

Jessica Rabbit wasn't a rabbit, sillies. That was her married name.

Steamer_KING 04-05-2013 04:49 AM

So, I know ya fuckers like Adventure Time and Flying Lotus just released a music he made for the show WITH a completely free episode. Enjoy ladies and lads:


http://www.mediafire.com/?4gzflsbywxrmkme

Mac Sirloin 04-05-2013 05:01 AM

Haha, I just realized I can go out and buy a bunch of things to input into my body and then watch adventure time! Thanks, government handout!



And here's a 200,000 piece lego city.

MA 04-05-2013 05:33 AM

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Jessica Rabbit wasn't a rabbit, sillies. That was her married name.

good point. i never thought of it like that. i knew she wasn't really meant to be a rabbit, but i never thought it was just her married name. so, really, she's the sick fuck who's rogering Roger Rabbit the rabbit.

fucking zoophile.

Steamer_KING 04-05-2013 05:45 AM

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good point. i never thought of it like that. i knew she wasn't really meant to be a rabbit, but i never thought it was just her married name. so, really, she's the sick fuck who's rogering Roger Rabbit the rabbit.

fucking zoophile.

Do they have any kids? No, as far as know, so that doesn't prove they...rogered...does it?

MeechMunchie 04-05-2013 06:37 AM

Hey, I just recognised Mr. Whiskers from Brandy and Mr. Whiskers... a show I have never watched in my life. Thanks, Beano advertising!

http://media.pcgamer.com/files/2013/04/PUNKSNOTGIF3.gif

http://gamejolt.com/games/punksnotde...88/?os=windows

OddjobAbe 04-05-2013 10:17 AM


Wings of Fire 04-05-2013 11:21 AM

http://i.imgur.com/AvcTHhE.jpg

Nepsotic 04-05-2013 11:55 AM

I bet you were behind that, WoF.

Wings of Fire 04-05-2013 11:59 AM

Yes, I was indeed behind a thousand Japanese fans of a show using the most sensible way to refer to the show on twitter.

This makes so much sense.

Crashpunk 04-05-2013 12:26 PM

http://www.thewalkingdead.com/wp-con...hewoodbury.gif

MeechMunchie 04-05-2013 01:27 PM

You know, if you replace the people with Wil, Xavier and Pilot, it's pretty much exactly what I've assumed the first OddTour was like.

STM 04-05-2013 03:19 PM

[QUOTE=Crashpunk;575658]http://www.thewalkingdead.com/wp-con...hewoodbury.gif[/QUOTE

FUCK YOU GUVNA!

MeechMunchie 04-05-2013 03:25 PM

http://www.updrafters.com/discover/

EDIT:

http://www.tickld.com/images/content/64782.jpg

Wings of Fire 04-05-2013 06:33 PM

http://i.imgur.com/zbE2FRD.jpg

So in case any of you didn't hear, a bigwig in Microsoft went full retard last night when replying to rumours about the new Xbox and was lambasted by, of all people, a Bioware dev and Phil fucking Fish.

So yeah. Forget the emerging super economies of Brazil and India. The fucking rural states of America aren't good enough for Microsoft apparently.

Varrok 04-06-2013 01:41 AM

This avatar doesn't look quite like Phil Fish.

Also, to this day I've never bought a vacuum cleaner or a mobile phone, so I guess that means I agree with Orthy

Manco 04-06-2013 06:06 AM

God dammit, why are the people who are developing the next generation of consoles all universally stupid? It looks like we have a choice between a social media box with zero backwards compatibility, and an Xbox which requires you to have a flawless (read: nonexistent) Internet connection. And it'll probably be used to kill preowned games.

And don't even get me started on the Wii-U.

Vyrien 04-06-2013 06:53 AM

PC it is then.

Varrok 04-06-2013 07:13 AM

PC? So... like PS4?

OANST 04-06-2013 07:14 AM

I haven't had internet for four months because I'm a single dad, and it's a luxury I can do without to make sure my kid is clothed, and fed, and able to do the things a kid should be able to do. So now, when I do have a bit of extra cash to buy a game, I can't play it because I don't have an internet connection? No. I think not.

Varrok 04-06-2013 07:20 AM

*laughs at OANST for being a console gamer*

OANST 04-06-2013 07:26 AM

Laughs at Varrok for never being flown to the Double Fine studios to hang out with Tim Schafer and Ron Gilbert.

I had to think of something.