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snuzi 03-08-2007 03:45 PM
A: Yes, but don't tell the history buffs that. They'll kill ya.

Q: Why do inmates have more luxuries than certain people?

OANST 03-08-2007 05:20 PM
A. If you call being told what to do and when to do it at all times, the threat of death and rape, lack of desired forms of sexual intercourse, and no freedom a luxurie than the answer to your question is Barnabus Collins.

Q. Does anyone on this forum other than me know who Barnabus Collins is? (Without looking him up, ya jackasses.)

looney-bin 03-08-2007 09:51 PM
A:Nope

Q:How can you get a supermodel to have sex with James Blunt?

moxco 03-09-2007 12:23 AM
A. you have to make him sing "Your beatiful"

Q. how many people vote for liberal?

snuzi 03-09-2007 12:37 PM
A: A bunch.

Q: Why is MoxCo.'s grammar so horrible?

looney-bin 03-09-2007 12:40 PM
A:Because he watches Bob the Builder and nothing else.

Q: Do you think Bowling for Columbine could have been better if they had a giant robotic duck?

Patrick Vykkers 03-09-2007 03:28 PM
A: No, making a leftist movie better would be like putting a little umbrella in a pile of dung
Q: Where does the "Revan was mindwiped" meme come from?

moxco 03-09-2007 05:16 PM
A. Ya mum
Q. 2+2=?

snuzi 03-09-2007 05:24 PM
A: |-2| x (12/2-4)

Q: Pepsi or Coca-Cola?

moxco 03-09-2007 05:26 PM
A. coca-pepsi
Q. 3.14159=?

snuzi 03-09-2007 05:27 PM
A: Pi.

Q; What's with all the math questions? Doing a homework assignment?

Arxryl 03-09-2007 05:52 PM
Me? No. Math's for dorks. Besides, blueberry pi is a lot cooler than that.




why, suddenly, do I get the feeling someone is reading this?

moxco 03-09-2007 07:13 PM
A. dont worry no one reading this.

Q. Can someone make a biography on Ernest Shkleton for me?

Arxryl 03-11-2007 05:47 PM
Ernest Shkleton? For you? Of course. Just meet me outside the flying-pig farm.



What if pigs could fly without the use or intervening of any human objects or man-made material?

snuzi 03-11-2007 06:29 PM
A: Then a tangent universe would unfold. You know, just like in Donnie Darko.

Q: What's eating Gilbert Grape?

Slaveless 03-12-2007 05:02 PM
That YouTube fanboy that always seems to bug caterpillers.

Was that stupid enough for yah?

snuzi 03-12-2007 10:15 PM
A: Yes sir, it certainly was.

Q: Why would someone in their right mind knock out a 100-year-old woman?

Alf Shall Rise 03-13-2007 11:34 AM
Well, if they did that, they would have a left mind.

How many times have you tried to touch the light?

moxco 03-13-2007 11:44 AM
A. more than you
Q. how many alf_shall_rise's does it take to change a light bulb?????????????

Alf Shall Rise 03-13-2007 11:46 AM
One, cuz there's only one alf_shall_rise in the world. Duh.

Is that red mark still there from when I slapped you?

moxco 03-13-2007 11:53 AM
A. No, becused you missed.
Q. rise shall Alf?

Alf Shall Rise 03-13-2007 12:05 PM
Siht yb naem uoy od tahw?

Can anyone read that?

moxco 03-13-2007 12:10 PM
A. Nac I sey.
Q. Is this a question?

Alf Shall Rise 03-13-2007 12:11 PM
Yes. Of course you're not smart enough to know that.

When will someone else post in this thread?

moxco 03-13-2007 12:13 PM
A. No
Q. Will Alf shall rise reply to this?

Alf Shall Rise 03-13-2007 12:18 PM
No, he won't.

Does anyone believe I won't reply to Moxco from now on?

moxco 03-13-2007 12:20 PM
a. Maybe.
q. does anyone belive i wont reply to Alf sall rise?

snuzi 03-13-2007 12:57 PM
A: Nope, because you enjoy spamming :)

Q: Frrrrrrrrrrunkus?

Alf Shall Rise 03-13-2007 01:27 PM
No, fungus.

Am I hated on this forum?

Paramite of War 03-13-2007 04:47 PM
Not by me you arn't

What did you get on your test?


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