OOC: I think it's spelled armageddon
...and all was doomed, the incredibles were on the moon, buzz lightyear was...um, let's say he was [I]busy[I] and... |
Horney. then the gorillas started to hump everything in sight. then the gorillas....
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...started to wreck the preschool's, only for the playground's! and...
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...they all bought some mini-skirts from the school cantine, then played on the playgrounds, and united the children of the land. Then they...
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really horney. then the gorillas started humping everything. then the...
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..people of the world realised putting 'then' at the start of every sentence doesn't make the story make sense!!!
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...so they all stabbed people who put "then" at the start of every sentance, "then"...
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horney. then the gorillas started to hump everything. i cant beleive it i...
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...stopped breathing, for several seconds, resulting a sudden heart attack. They rushed 'I' to the hospital, and... |
...turns out they were vampires! they bit onto big bro slig #1's sholder and...
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... he thought it was 'horney'. :p He then hit them and ran away! So, the vampires...
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...thought they found him but it was a taco, so paco the taco said, "Stop feinds! For no taco should be bittin under my laws!" So then...
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.....old and not so tasty sucked on the shiny end of a shotgun, for he could not stand to read the words "so then" again. Once his brains began to dry and coagulate they evolved into a super being. So then....:)
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...Super man came and asked, "Where's the little super hero's room?" But nobody wouldd answer, so then...
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... A secret agent came and found a pennie and ran around yelling...
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Jack Pickles and Penis Pumps, Jack Pickles and Penis Bumbs! It just so happens that Jack wasn't around but Jar Jar Binks was. Mesa Jar Jar Binks wanta bea mya frienda? Noa youa a retarda BANG! But as Jar Jar fell to the ground he burst open and a million mini Jar Jars came rushing out thus resulting in a....
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...the jar jar wars! SO then the clones got really bored of fighting, so they took up a new hobby which was...
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....the gangbang. After their butts stopped hurting they decided to....
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...knit really ugly sweaters. After 5 hours of no one buying them, they had to...
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...eat five bowls of black licourice. unfortunatly they hated black licourice, so they mutated into...
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...gigantic beatles. This pissed off Paul and Ringo who had....
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