I think I should do the next Lorne interview. Let's give Nate a break.

I think that would be a terrible, terrible, wonderful idea.

Those are terrible answers, Wil. ;D

Thanks thoughhh.

Does Wil ghost-write for Alf these days?

You mean you didn't already figure that out?

What happened to Alf, then?

Lorne fired him.

Now I imagine homeless Alf walking through crowded streets, creeping people out by telling his odd stories and puns in hope of getting any money, after that getting drunk and going on a rehab.

Don't worry, guys. I don't write Alf.

He wouldn't want to receive letters from OWI/JAW anyway

Har de har. I wouldn't want to read and answer all the questions Alf gets. I've got my hands plenty full enough, thanks.

Wait... there was a Dear Alf in December? And probably many before that I haven't seen? Since when haven't JAW been posting links to website updates on Facebook/Twitter?

Wil doesn't write Alf. Some Chumps called Max the Mug and Wired are hired to write Alf.

Oh are you kidding me, now I'll have to go back and find them all to post on the OddBlog.

Wired was hired by JAW?

i'm really looking forward to this. been ages since i've waited for a game to be released. can't wait to play through with all the updated shit.