5/5 it has been a blowjob.
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The terrible English makes your posts in this thread evermore disturbing.
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5/5. It has been a woman.
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Ohhh, now I get it. Now I can picture what she did to you. Thank you, AIN.
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A what? Whats that? :fuzconf: |
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I got that far! But what kind of sexual act? I've never heard of it. What happens?
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Seriously. And please, do not spare any details. Tell us exactly what this thing is.
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I think it's a type of kiss, you guys.
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Please, stop. I can only feel so distressed.
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Really tempted to say something about this, but knows everyone would regret it.
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Negrep to Wil and posrep to everyone else!
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I always thought it was the kind of work professional leaf blowers were payed for.
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I thought it's what you did to birthday candles??
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No, that's less of a job, more of a recreational activity... The word 'job' would suggest some kind of repeated manual labour.
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What if the persons 106? You know how many 'blowjobs' that would take to put out that many candles!?
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But AIN, you usually blow with your mouth, unless your fart :P.
But is it like blowing for a living or... what? |
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I thought it was when Wil sucks on your penis till you come.
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Something I don't understand is how did you get this mysterious "blow job" when you're only 14? Didn't like, the police arrest you or something?
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Maybe it's an offending term for those help desk type jobs. Those are anoying as fuck!
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Right this is getting fucking boring now. Any more and I'll start handing out warnings.
This is what happens when i get woken up at 12pm. Fucking early starts. |
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Someone's clearly not getting any blow jobs...
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Oh yes. Yes he is. ;)
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I don't think that comment was directed at me, dear.
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:p
- Rexy |
This hell-hole sickens me. I quit.
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Bye!
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Sexual intercourse, in its biological sense, is the act in which the male reproductive organ (in humans and other higher animals) enters the female reproductive tract, called copulation or coitus in other reference. The two entities may be of opposite sexes, or they may be hermaphroditic, as is the case with snails.
Traditionally, intercourse has been viewed as the natural endpoint of all sexual contact between a man and a woman, and is commonly confined to this definition today. The meaning of the term, however, has been broadened in recent years, and now labels at least three different sex acts. These three types of intercourse are: vaginal intercourse, involving vaginal penetration by the penis; oral intercourse, involving oral caress of the sex organs; and anal intercourse, involving insertion of the male's penis into his partner's anus. Sex acts that involve the use of fingers or hands or mutual masturbation are more often referred to as outercourse (with oral sex at times listed as an aspect), while the term sex, in the context of sexual intimacy, is often understood more widely to include any mutual genital stimulation. For most non-human animals, sexual intercourse occurs at the point of estrus (the most fertile period of time in the female's reproductive cycle), which increases the chances of successful impregnation. However, bonobos, dolphins, and chimpanzees are known to engage in sexual intercourse even when the female is not in estrus, and to engage in sex acts with same-sex partners. In most instances, humans have sex primarily for pleasure. This behavior in the above mentioned animals is also presumed to be for pleasure, which in turn strengthens social bonds. |
All this blowjob chit chat reminds me that someone here owes me one of them labours of the mouth in question. I think it was Peter. I hereby demand payment. Back seat, my car.
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Ok... back on topic. Uhh... Sex. |