It's sick.

+rep

Crapin' Elum, are you satisfied with the banner that Ridg3 has made for you or would you like me to continue searching for space in my farm/brothel schedule?

Umm yeah it's pretty neat, thanks ridg3 I appreciate but I want to to see ures carnix too :)

Do I detect a hint of sarcasm?

no. now get the fuck back to that farm/brothel Carnix is running, milkmaid.

Well fuck you you cunt, that's the last time I'm opening up to a newcomer, I fucking spent FIVE minutes fucking designing that whoring thing so fuck off.

I thought it was beautiful. If it had an elum shitting on a glass table it would have been perfect.

Umm..Ridg3, nobody forced you to do it...It was only if you wanted to...It's not my fault but I think that it was very nice of you and I am very thankful :)
But I want to see what carnix can do too...only if you want;) !

Fuck that, man. Fuck that. You waltz in here requesting shit, and then you just spit on Ridg3 when he pours his heart and soul into a gift for you? You better check that shit, homes. You better check that shit hard.

Don't be condescending towards me, if you were thankful then maybe you would sport the banner just to humour me just like that fine example of a meber who posted before me.

*Checks*

This shit seems to spell out OANST...

We're talking about a different banner. Now, give yourself a button. I don't care which.

He was being polite. Get over it.

Can we not bait him a little longer pleeeaaassseeeeee.

wow. Ridg3's balls dropped.

I don't get it....what are you so mad about??:fuzconf:
If I wanted to be rude I would've said that it sucks and if u are joking but I didn't because I thought that it was a great gift :)

don't worry about it.

Ah i remember my first bout of hazing.

I think that we were being less obvious back then.

I know. I realised a while later and it hit me sideways.

Next post that isn't to do with either Sigs or Avatars will receive an infraction.

Once again Nate beats me to it, kill joy I had something funny to say.

First post or time her actually, do you do these in phototshop?

First, thanks to Max for fixing the topic. Now, I want to request a signature. I love Vykkers and Interns (look at my avatar), but I searched all over the net and I couldn't find even one signature, so I am here.

It would be best if that sig had my nickname on it, sub-text is not needed. I leave choose of Font to you, guys. I'd like some vykkers/interns on the sig, Vykkers Lab is nice, too. I like Xavier's signature very much, so mine can be themed like his, and that's all, I think.

Thanks for help - lismati.

http://img839.imageshack.us/img839/4075/sigpic2471.gif

Enjoy ;)

The boundaries of artistic freedom never cease to amaze :p

Alcar...

Stylization and Plagiarism are two other things :P .

Thanks for any help - lismati.

Mines is better :(

mines are better. mines explode.

Mine's the best, though.

Thanx Carnix, you're the best :P .

Call me a bitch, but you never actually thanked me for that.

No? Shit. Can't believe I forgot that.

Nice irony. Been practicing?

Can someone make me one please? That would be awesome.

EDIT: Sorry,

Ok, the pic would be scrabanian and old/ dusty looking, I would like a scrabanian scar on the left and the name Scrab Trap Man written along it from left to right, the font could be any Oddworld font but I do like the Abe's Exoddus font, the one with the crouching dead mudokon.

Lots of creative freedom on this.

Read the first post.

Your edit was better, but still; read the first post.

http://a.imageshack.us/img716/5401/sig1g.png

That's my MSPaint offering. I used the RuptureFarms font.

Cool, I'm taking it! Thx