Banned for putting the EDIT: before your post and not after it like everyone else does.

Banned for believing in Fairy Tales in your sig.

Banned for appearing and disappearing constantly.

Banned for not knowing that I hosted my website on my friend's domain, which I did not choose the site name of.

BANNED! For Having an sweet signature...:'( I want a signature picture (haha)
EDIT: Skillya beat me to it.
So, Skillya...BANNED for making me re-check how to spell your name!

Banned for posting for someone else.

Banned for always seeming to keep a hundred posts or more ahead of me.

Banned for not being quick enough.

Banned for joining on the worst month of the year. Looks like
Snuzi's gone and it's just you and me now.

Well, he hasn't signed off, but he spaced out for like 10 minutes.

Which sucks because you are now banned for being too slow.

EDIT: Daaamnh, now he has officially signed off.
:dead:

Banned for knocking off for a few seconds yourself. He probably
went to make a dump in the bathroom or eat some grub.
(Excuse my slang, will you?)

Naaaaah, I don't feel like excusing your slang today.
Banned for thinking I haven't kept one eye on this forum for the whole time.

Banned for thinking I signed off.

OT: Sorry for being away, I wasn't feeling well :\

Banned for not feeling well.

Actually, my condolences, but I had to ban you for something,

Banned for not banning me for something else.

Thank you :)

Banned for confusing me. For a moment.

Banned for being confused.

Banned for being poster No.457.

Banned for being close to having 900 posts.

Correction: Make that banned for having 900 posts!!

EDIT: Damn, that was dramatic :p
Woo-hoo, now I'm a Grubb Fisherman.

Banned for exceeding font restrictions.

OT: Congrats :D

Banned for making 30-odd posts per day.

Banned for making me go back a page to make sure my post wasn't deleted to me figuring out that you guys are just uncontrollably fast.

Banned for not admiring our remarkable speed.

Banned for taking advantage of this thread. For shame, Ma'am, for shame.

Edit:
(sighs)
Banned for not giving it a rest tonight, Snuzi. You've done
enough trouble, sir.

Banned for being less speedy than me, the dominator of speed!

Banned for bragging about your superior speed.

Banned for not whipping yourself on the back 50 times for doubting my power.

Banned for ignoring my obviously superior speed.

Banned for thinking your speed is superior when I can type 65 nwpm at maximum.

Banned 690 of your 696 posts in this thread alone.

Banned for making your post ununderstandable (is that a word)?

Banned for obviously making up a word...and a double-negative at that :nonono:

Banned for using an emoticon in place of a period.

Banned for commenting on one of my habits.

Banned for digging around in the sewers. Hasn't your mother taught you
better?

Banned for believing that digging around in the sewers is wrong. What if that's my job, hmmm?

Banned for digging around the sewers unless you have actual proof.

Banned for requesting evidence without proper authorization.

Banned for requesting evidence of the proper authorization without proper authorization.